I know how I'm going to grow old now.

[vibratingsheep]

Following a lunch conversation about that Palo Alto man who fabricated a story about a mountain lion attack, most likely to drive people away from a Palo Alto-only park, I have decided what kind of crazy old man I'm going to be. No cats, dogs, or collections for me, no sir.

I'm going to be a Mountain Lion Guy. And not just any mountain lion guy. I'm going to pick up where this guy left off. I'm going to be a Scooby Doo villain mountain lion guy. I'm going to be out there in the hills in a mountain lion costume scaring away punk kids.

"Get off my land! I mean ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Yep. That's the way to go.