For there's no one as burly and brawny

[vespa331]

You guys remember the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast?
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaaargeI was cooking some eggs and checking the protein and that song popped into my head, so naturally I decided to figure out if

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[vigilante_wake]

Oh God, now I have that song stuck in my head...

"Noooo...oooooone...fights like Gaston! No one bites like Gaston!"

A couple of girls in my high school French class used to sing it ALL THE TIME.

[animalzer0]

WOW. You have too much free time.

[animalzer0]

BTW, what's the fat content of 60 eggs?

[vespa331]

But that didn't take any time to figure out! Unless you consider 15 seconds to type it into the calculator to doublecheck a lot of time...

Heh, I didn't say it was a good way to get 350g of protein. :D The real concern is the cholesterol, and even calorie-wise that's a little overkill. But hey, this was a long time ago, they didn't have protein shakes. Gaston didn't really want to live past 30 anyhow. Live big and die pretty.

[tenaciousmyths]

this is hilarious

Too funny

[macularholes]

Ah...no one can insult American ideology and promote indentured servitude quite like Disney, that crusty, old Nazi Organization.

^___~

Re: Too funny

[vespa331]

...you lost me. How does Gaston eating eggs insult American ideology and promote indentured servitude?

[cesre_lawrence]

Absoulutly hilarious!!! One of my fave movies, what it with my neice when I can. hey get with me about coffee.