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[veryunimpressed]

Alright. So now things make a little more sense, in a nonsensical manner.

Apparently I have a son. With Potter, of all people. Although Harry is very nice and thank /god/ not named Pronglet and /yes/, Sirius, he was a very cute baby...

I. Do. Not. Like. James. Potter.

Since you apparently needed that spelled out.

AND I WAS NOT BLUSHING, THANK

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[loveable_stray]

You were blushing.

Hey, it's James the one trying to get your attention by teasing you. Me, I'm harmless.

[veryunimpressed]

I MOST CERTAINTLY WAS NOT, AND IF I WAS IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE HARRY WAS A CUTE BABY

More like irritating me. You? Harmless? Pleeeeeeeease.

[loveable_stray]

You do know Harry looks 99% like James? So, basically, you've just called Prongs 'cute'. He'll love that.

I'm just telling the truth. And I'm harmless. Would you have named me godfather for your kid if I weren't?

[veryunimpressed]

That arrogant twit is most certaintly NOT CUTE. And don't you dare!

I doubt I had anything to do with it.

[snapcrackleboom]

...Well.

I can imagine being a bit... um. If I ever found out I had a son with someone I didn't like, it'd be.

....well.

......................................................no no no no I DO NOT WANT TO THINK OF BEING THE MOTHER OF ICHIMARU'S LOVECHILD ;_____;

(...strike illegible)

[veryunimpressed]

And he actually expects me to just take this as 'WELL OKAY, LET'S GO DATE THEN'.

Arrogant git.

[snapcrackleboom]

Ugh! I never really had to deal with anything like this, but I did meet a few of the more... forceful... types in the academy.

Needless to say, they either found other intrests quickly or ended up not needing that sort of thing at all.

[veryunimpressed]

It makes me wish I could hex him, but from what I hear, magic doesn't much work here.