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[veryunimpressed]

Alright. So now things make a little more sense, in a nonsensical manner.

Apparently I have a son. With Potter, of all people. Although Harry is very nice and thank /god/ not named Pronglet and /yes/, Sirius, he was a very cute baby...

I. Do. Not. Like. James. Potter.

Since you apparently needed that spelled out.

AND I WAS NOT BLUSHING, THANK

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[snapcrackleboom]

...Well.

I can imagine being a bit... um. If I ever found out I had a son with someone I didn't like, it'd be.

....well.

......................................................no no no no I DO NOT WANT TO THINK OF BEING THE MOTHER OF ICHIMARU'S LOVECHILD ;_____;

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[veryunimpressed]

And he actually expects me to just take this as 'WELL OKAY, LET'S GO DATE THEN'.

Arrogant git.

[snapcrackleboom]

Ugh! I never really had to deal with anything like this, but I did meet a few of the more... forceful... types in the academy.

Needless to say, they either found other intrests quickly or ended up not needing that sort of thing at all.

[veryunimpressed]

It makes me wish I could hex him, but from what I hear, magic doesn't much work here.

[snapcrackleboom]

No, not really... I've managed some little things, and so have some others, but... it's nothing like you probably want, is it?

Well, a good kick or a slap usually suffices.

[veryunimpressed]

I just want at least one good hex, but I don't know if that would qualify as 'little'.

This is very true! *calms down a little*

I'm Lily Evans, by the way.

[snapcrackleboom]

Hmmm... probably not. Unless it was something very menial. I can bind flies, but not much bigger...

Yes! And if that doesn't work, you could file sexual harassment or something!

Ah- Hinamori Momo. Er, Japanese style.

[veryunimpressed]

Bind?

Well, I suppose I'll just have to settle for slapping. Or a lawsuit! That would work. <3

Nice to meet you, Hinamori.

[snapcrackleboom]

Oh- in my world, most magic's offensive. Binding spells are used to incapacitate the target.

A lawsuit's a bit too big for one jerk, though... maybe if you slap him enough, he'll get the hint and you don't have to deal with lawyers and stuff ^^;

Nice to meet you too, Evans-san!

[veryunimpressed]

Oh, I see! That makes sense. In mine, they're...well, everything.

That's true. But I suppose he's alright--sometimes.

I'm sorry you met me while I was in the middle of a rant!

[snapcrackleboom]

Yeah- I sort of figured from some other people I've met here ^^

Well, nobody's completely bad except Ichimaru, and I'm thinking that Muraki person is too.... You just have to look harder for the good points in some people ^^;

Oh, no, it's fine- I've met other people in the middle of worse ^^;

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[veryunimpressed]

Oh, I do try to look for the good in people. It's just--Potter--he just...gets on my last nerve, you know? Even if sometimes I wonder

Ah, I have too. But I'm glad you didn't meet me in worse!

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[snapcrackleboom]

Oh, I can imagine... Some people are just... well.

Yes... especially since there are a good deal of psychopaths around here .___. Um. Watch out for the biology teacher, Envy's... gone, I think, the Zeroes are fine if you get to know them and are willing to deal with them, and avoid Ichimaru at all costs.

[veryunimpressed]

Thank you for all the advice! It's good to have someone who knows what's up. I'd hate to run into anyone and not know what to do...

[snapcrackleboom]

Well... with the biology teacher? Just ignore him. He doesn't really notice, as he's too busy detailing how to slit someone's jugular. .___. With Ichimaru... just. Run.

[veryunimpressed]

I--oh my.