Comments | verytwistedmind: QOTD

verytwistedmind

QOTD

Mar 18, 2009 08:36

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

Ezekiel 23:20

I think on moral grounds I'm going to start a book banning of this book. This is proof that there were porn stars even back in biblical times.

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rillaspins March 18 2009, 15:55:32 UTC

Yeah, that's my favorite verse to send back to bible thumpers that just quote bible verses to be holier than thou. Or when a high horse is mounted and other books are "evil" while the Bible is pristine.

Gotta love Song of Solomon, too.

verytwistedmind March 18 2009, 19:46:11 UTC

Song of Solomon was some of my best lines in highschool. Not word for word but concept. Tell a girl her breasts are perfectly formed and she will give you head.

rillaspins March 18 2009, 21:05:53 UTC

I guess I've never tried that.

verytwistedmind March 18 2009, 20:39:13 UTC

Why would this scripture bother bible thumpers? It proves there are whores out there.

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verytwistedmind September 15 2009, 18:33:33 UTC

Who are you?

Why god gotta smack a hoe? yes_justice April 19 2010, 21:40:04 UTC

14“But she carried her prostitution still further. She saw men portrayed on a wall, figures of Chaldeansa portrayed in red, 15with belts around their waists and flowing turbans on their heads; all of them looked like Babylonian chariot officers, natives of Chaldea.b 16As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17Then the Babylonians came to her, to the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.c ( ... )

Re: Why god gotta smack a hoe? verytwistedmind April 20 2010, 15:26:29 UTC

This is brilliant but what are you quoting?

As you can see, I don't make personal posts very often.

Re: Why god gotta smack a hoe? yes_justice April 21 2010, 00:35:04 UTC

Its the same passage you were quoting.