Comments | verwey_time: 18 Again

verwey_time

18 Again

Jun 30, 2005 01:18

For about the time it would take you to complete an 8 minute walk, I’ve been a man. Yes, in fact the Gestapo just got finished stomping my Batman action figures into dust enough for the Elixir of Man. A briny manhood pulp to quell my thirst for age, delivered to me on a blanket of carnal diversion. A deluge of Hustlers (amber lit cigarettes stuffed ( Read more... )

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the_blue_jay June 30 2005, 00:26:22 UTC

suck my dick

p.s. I seen you on TV the other day with that sign that said "Mom Is Gay"...That rhymed so i'll have to take it all the way. Your bitch was cryin that she didnt mean to play. But that wasnt what she said when she sucked me off in the hallway.
I'll admit it. I stole the punch line from Doom. I shouldve flipped the script and used a word like bathroom. Ok, I think thats it for this round. If you see my homeboy coo const tell him to be duckin' down.

the_blue_jay June 30 2005, 00:41:38 UTC

P.S.S.

After a long, grueling, and carefully conducted investigation. I have come to a conclusion about your words and I must say, happy birthday, you dirty dog. I will be sure to heat up the owl hearts and white mouse pizza in your honor.

verwey_time June 30 2005, 08:23:12 UTC

*in mean nerd voice*
That was interesting.

verwey_time June 30 2005, 08:25:13 UTC

Thanks for the birthday tidings.
I know it hurt.

ttingle June 30 2005, 01:00:46 UTC

yeah...i don't know. if i had a dick, i'd probably tell you to suck it too. but i don't. so i won't. whatever. happy birthday.

verwey_time June 30 2005, 08:35:40 UTC

Thanks, that means a lot.
Well, the birthday part means a lot, not the part about your dick.
In fact, the dick part was rather mean.
But I'll allow it.
I still owe you a movie.
War of the Worlds anyone?
Call on the telephone.

vicioushamsterp June 30 2005, 09:27:17 UTC

we saw that shit. it was probably the best movie ever. actually, no. it wasn't. but it was good. except for one part which sucked.

xasteriskx June 30 2005, 10:27:02 UTC

by that "one part" you must mean to overly brief ending left unexplained by morgan freeman.

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_we_are_eternal June 30 2005, 01:09:49 UTC

Happy birthday, Mr. Verwey.

verwey_time June 30 2005, 08:41:34 UTC

Thanks. Hey, I've got a screaming new amp glinting huge and black and unused at the corner of my room so anytime you want the bass of a lifetime, call on the telephone.

_we_are_eternal June 30 2005, 10:49:28 UTC

Joshua Lekas and I were talking about starting a band with myself drumming, and you, of course, bassing it up, and Josh free-style rapping. Just reallllly funky beats and basslines [which you are ever-so-talented at creating]

Josh is out of town until July 3rd, but, after that, we WILL jam, if you're interested, of course.

vicioushamsterp June 30 2005, 13:52:57 UTC

sorry, but as shane's friend i'll have to inform you that he's too busy with the girls with guitars band and that other group of homosexuals who like burning trees or something.

or maybe he's not. you never know.

slipperydaggers June 30 2005, 07:48:09 UTC

happy birthday.

verwey_time June 30 2005, 08:56:07 UTC

Thank you. There's a hug shaped void in my core being growing deeper and wider every minute.

vicioushamsterp June 30 2005, 09:28:48 UTC

apparently, by the looks of other comments, it's your birthday. sorry i'm not there to celebrate it with you. i wish i was. maybe you'll get some sort of present on fourth of july. maybe not. stop writing stories about prolapsed anuses. war of the worlds had a lot of prolapsed anuses in it that sucked people in. how intense.

verwey_time July 2 2005, 12:12:14 UTC

Yeah, sorry about that story. My head was elsewhere. Namely, up my ass.
Anyways, the birthday was not a total bust. In fact, it was danmed fun. I saw Morris Day and The Time at Summerfest and danced The Bird with them. Awesome.
I still haven't been "War of the Worlds"-ing with Tiffany, though. I'm testing to see if she'll call me. You see, I figure at any moment, stirring anxiously through the Dollhouse, chewing away layer after layer of high gloss fingernail polish and ripping out substancial areas of hair in vast, crunchy sheets; I figure at any moment that Stonewall reserve of her's will begin to crack and buckle under the immense and overbearing pressure to seek my company.
She hasn't called yet. Bummer.
Come Sunday, I'm taking telephone matters into my own hands.

vicioushamsterp July 3 2005, 12:27:36 UTC

nah man, the story was fine.
yeah a few days ago, well, i don't remember when, but tiffany and i had a conversation about her calling you. apparently, you had called her and she was incapable of calling you back. she's a retard. i'll tell her that too. but i bet you guys are blasting a load at summerfest without us two brokeass motherfuckers. i don't know.
sorry we couldn't be there, but we'll be seeing you on the fourth, i hope.
p.s. you need to make the moves, you're an adult now.
don't ask about this. just do it.

ttingle July 6 2005, 23:32:21 UTC

Quit talkin about me you grassholes