Comments | verwey_time: 18 Again

verwey_time

18 Again

Jun 30, 2005 01:18

For about the time it would take you to complete an 8 minute walk, I’ve been a man. Yes, in fact the Gestapo just got finished stomping my Batman action figures into dust enough for the Elixir of Man. A briny manhood pulp to quell my thirst for age, delivered to me on a blanket of carnal diversion. A deluge of Hustlers (amber lit cigarettes stuffed ( Read more... )

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xasteriskx June 30 2005, 10:28:22 UTC

I was immensely confused by this entry, but hey, if it's your birthday, kudos. Mmm... kudos. I hope this means you'll go out and do stuff with friends and have lots of wild and crazy -- fun.

verwey_time July 2 2005, 11:49:21 UTC

Oh yes, Fun. I thought you were going to say Checkers.
It was a strange notion to me as well and I thought it was best forgot.

--LOST IN WISCONSIN
Shaun V-Way

shane.... anonymous June 30 2005, 10:47:18 UTC

im a gay guy and i want to suck your dick, rub your balls, and cum on your taint. if you ever turn gay (which i know you will) let me know.

<3 danni

Birthday anonymous June 30 2005, 15:38:37 UTC

Shane: I've never heard you use half of these words in any normal conversation. Your writing style is audacious and gay, which will work well in your women's studies courses next year...if you don't get pregnant and blow the deal ( ... )

I love you anonymous June 30 2005, 15:55:16 UTC

I want to toss your salad. I want to fish your ass hole all night long. Then you can suck my dick and let me cum all over your face. Afterwards I'll give you head and we can snowball till the cows come home.

Love,
M

brownie_bear197 June 30 2005, 15:57:36 UTC

the first thing i said this morning was...happy birthday shane!...to myself. so, sorry im creepy, but hey, happy birthday man.

verwey_time July 2 2005, 11:40:27 UTC

That's not that bad. The first thing I said this morning was "WATCH OUT FOR THE UNDERTOW, STEPHEN! YOU'LL DROWN!"
I don't remember much after that.

Life's funny that way.