[SHINee] gravidity

[gollumpanties]

Title: gravidity
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG
Genre: “say crack again” “crack”
Word count: 3,779
Pairing: OnKey
Warnings: ridiculously improbable (and unexplained??) mpreg
Summary: Usually you remember how you got to be eight months pregnant. It usually also involves having less Y chromosome.
Notes: An, what have you done. Happy birthday

Comments

[gollumpanties]

spot for birthday girl~

[justangel]

SQUEALING!!!!
LITERALLY ROLLING ON MY BED COS HAPPY BRB OKAAAYY

[justangel]

OMG WHAT IS THIS???

THIS IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER READ OMG OMG!!
AND IT'S REALLY NICE TO READ JUST HOW COMMITTED ONEW TO A PREGNANT KEY OMG!!!
AND YOU INSISTENTLY SAY THIS IS NOT YOUR BEST WORK? WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE IT COULD BE MORE AWESOME OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!

Thanks Emily! This is very precious ;w;
Although we haven't known each other long, but you're so kind to write this for me. Now I feel like crying again ;___;

AND WHAT THE FUCK KIBUM, YOU ARE WORSE THAN REAL WOMEN IN PREGNANCY MOOD SWING!!!
But you're my bias, and you're precious, and unique and beautiful even with your tummy as big as whale's and i love you and Jinki too love you :3

[gollumpanties]

*choking* i'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT????

idk by the end i had given up and was just writing whatever came to mind, hence the distressing doctor
SOMEDAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME BASH MY FACE REPEATEDLY INTO A DESK (no i won't)

I liiiike writing things for my friends it makes me happy. ;w;

[exeuntpbabear]

I'M PEEING

[gollumpanties]

ew

does your boss know you're not housetrained yet

[ilstarinc]

Even though this is for An, she said I had to read this. I think I rofled so hard inside my head... even getting weird looks from my parents while I made all those faces of inside rofling.

[gollumpanties]

*dying whale noise* aN STOP LINKING TO MY SHAME OMF-

s-sob i'm glad you liked it... i've never written something like this before, so i wasn't sure i could pull it off????? wow excuse me while i go crawl in a hole of embarrassment and never come out again

[ilstarinc]

She kept commenting on Twitter about it ... I found it rather amusing her comments so she said go and read it. ...
Don't hide... I'm a the worst writer so.

[gollumpanties]

oh my god i may never recover XD

[mhn77]

EM THIS IS BRILLIANT I'M LAugHING MY ASS OFF

OVER ONKEY

OVER MPREG

OVER ONKEY MPREG

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WAT YOU'VE DONE

/hands you gold star shaped cookie <3

[gollumpanties]

MIA NO

[stormofstarzz2]

Yeah so I haunted Mia cause she knows I have a weakness for mpreg....and this did not disappoint!
Brilliant! So funny! thoroughly enjoyed this ^^

[gollumpanties]

oh my god why

I MEAN hi thank you sldkafjhklds;lsaklg