[SHINee] gravidity

[gollumpanties]

Title: gravidity
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG
Genre: “say crack again” “crack”
Word count: 3,779
Pairing: OnKey
Warnings: ridiculously improbable (and unexplained??) mpreg
Summary: Usually you remember how you got to be eight months pregnant. It usually also involves having less Y chromosome.
Notes: An, what have you done. Happy birthday

Comments

[gollumpanties]

spot for birthday girl~

[justangel]

SQUEALING!!!!
LITERALLY ROLLING ON MY BED COS HAPPY BRB OKAAAYY

[justangel]

OMG WHAT IS THIS???

THIS IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER READ OMG OMG!!
AND IT'S REALLY NICE TO READ JUST HOW COMMITTED ONEW TO A PREGNANT KEY OMG!!!
AND YOU INSISTENTLY SAY THIS IS NOT YOUR BEST WORK? WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE IT COULD BE MORE AWESOME OMG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!

Thanks Emily! This is very precious ;w;
Although we haven't known each other long, but you're so kind to write this for me. Now I feel like crying again ;___;

AND WHAT THE FUCK KIBUM, YOU ARE WORSE THAN REAL WOMEN IN PREGNANCY MOOD SWING!!!
But you're my bias, and you're precious, and unique and beautiful even with your tummy as big as whale's and i love you and Jinki too love you :3

[gollumpanties]

*choking* i'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT????

idk by the end i had given up and was just writing whatever came to mind, hence the distressing doctor
SOMEDAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME BASH MY FACE REPEATEDLY INTO A DESK (no i won't)

I liiiike writing things for my friends it makes me happy. ;w;

[justangel]

BUT BUT BUT THE DOCTOR IS PERFECT?
I mean, it's the subtle, subtle hint that Kibum is actually in dreaming's state, because doctor shouldn't be like that xD

and JongSekyung.... omg that touched a sore part a bit. I'm sorry, I'm a HUGE supporter of jongsekyung ;~;

[gollumpanties]

lol that's true i was picturing a sort of inception-like dream collapse at that point XD

I actually really like JongSekyung too? (I mean I think she's way hotter than him but w/e XD) I just wanted the babies to have the faces of someone improbable, but still people that Key knew. idk I was going to do comedians or sth like that at first but *shrug*
Trust me, it was not out of any dislike for the total babe that is Shin Sekyung!

[justangel]

I know ^^
I mean, mentioning jong and sekyung united in any kind of way sort of touched my heartstring. I was sincerely rooting for them, and wish that they had all the happiness in the world while the light stil lasted on them back then ;w;