Neptune Chatter
Hi all, Carrie Bishop, the reigning gossip queen of Neptune High, here with this week’s scoop!
- We all knew this day would come; Veronica Mars is now a calendar girl! At least she was trying to be when she was spotted posing on the hood of PCHer Weevil Navarro’s car. Now there’s a match made in trashy heaven!
- Jackie Cook, a.k.a the girl whose dad blew up all the kids, is sporting a new haircut to match her new job because apparently murderous fathers don’t give good allowances. Also, she did steal sweet Jane Kuhne’s boyfriend after all, as her and Wallace Fennel are now officially an item.
- Dick Casablancas won’t be wearing his “Smell It, B****” t-shirt again for a while, as random locker searches and confiscations are among us again.
- Logan Echolls was heard listing off some ‘achievements’ of his in front of school the other day. Some snippets of that list: he got to second base with Tammy Forester in Duncan Kane’s closet in eighth grade, and last summer he made a townie girl moan without even using his hands.
- Looks like Geek girl Mac didn’t need too long to get over Beaver Casablancas, as she downgraded to Principle Van Clemmons’ son Butters. I could see dating Beaver for his money, but what would compel a girl to go for Butters? Geeks confuse me.