Neptune Chatter
Hi all, Carrie Bishop, the reigning gossip queen of Neptune High, here with this week’s scoop!
This week we had alterna-prom, which was exactly like prom, minus the undesirables! (Except for Veronica Mars and her pack of hobos). Seriously, is this a Phish concert or a formal event?
Why is Logan Echolls making googly eyes all at Veronica Mars? I guess she could be attractive, if you are into the pasty, 12-year-old look.
Butters Clemmons is one freaky weird kid. He goes well with weird geek girl Mac. I wish them a happy life... far away from me.
“Daughter of guy who not only blew up a bunch of kids, but also threw a championship game because he was in major gambling debt, and is now in hospital because he got shot while breaking into dead mistress’ house,” a.k.a Jackie Cook and her beau Wallace Fennel were all over each other, and left the dance promptly after announcing that they had reserved a room. Blech, I hope I can get that image out of my brain.
Since I don't want to infect my readers with the nastiness, I won't not post any pictures of the love-birds in action.
By far, the most made for each other couple at the dance last night... drum roll please... Dick and his party pig! Since Dick was actually shot down by every girl at Neptune (and probably some dudes), the party pig was his best choice for a companion. Suck it, Dick
Go back to the Navigator and finish reading the third issue.