Someday I'm going to run away from him. Far, far away. So far, in fact, he can never catch me. Quickly - without a trace.

No, I'm not talking about my dad. He's my food source. I lubb him too much. <3 <3 <3

Blogs are soooooo overrated. Actually, no. They're awesome.

So in a few hours (approximately four), I'll be on the way to the airport. Destination? Washington DC. Or rather, Dallas. Then DC. ... Yeeeep. :3

Heck yes ( Read more... )

Don't die, my little livejournal that I created for the purpose, and solely for the purpose of scaring people shitless! I NEED YOU!!11!1oneone ( Read more... )

I'm trying to get this livejournal like... alive and stuff ( Read more... )

Things to do:

- Revamp this.
- Make a new layout for this.
- Poo. Do something productive ( Read more... )

I didn't eat today DD: I forgot. Yes, people. I forgot. Well, I did eat some crackers and this gross candy thing at Kaitlyn's house with Alissa and Alice, but... that's not enough. -gasp- I want... real food. FOODFOODFOOD. *bangs on table ( Read more... )

"Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips ( Read more... )

Blue Eyes by Cary Brothers is an awesome song and it makes me wanna fall asleep but it's still so sexy. And it makes me horny. *attacks Chibs* I am touching you! Touching, touching!

*rapes Lynne*

*pounces on Stefi*

*molests Bella*

*violates Audrey*

*dry humps Julian*

*kisses Frances*

*spanks Miyavi*

*ties Cain to bedpost*

*touches Hyde*

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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX ( Read more... )