The angstiest fic that ever angsted...so angsty. You've been warned

[venusorbit1]

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[lovelylytton]

You are a lying liar who lies. I was prepared for the worst because of the dead puppies tag and then it's Stoner Dude's Day from Hell.
You had me fooled.

[mrcrybrilliance]

I'm just going to second this.

[nephthysmoon]

Thirded. I was like...any moment, the angst is coming. Any moment...

[venusorbit1]

[charliechaplin2]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Zach, he must be in neo-hippy hell right now.

[venusorbit1]

Why is it that my Zach and your Zach are both drugbags???

[charliechaplin2]

Because my Zach saw your Zach and then looked at me and said: Can I be like him?

DUDE! YOU'RE MEANT TO BE FUNEMPLOYED! NOT LEARNING LANGUAGES AND RAISING ADORABLE PUPPIES AND HAVING A LIFE! WHERE THE HELL IS ALL OF THE FIC?! I MISS ZACH CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TAP JAY'S HYPNOASS WOMAN! AND CRACKING JOKES ABOUT MINA AND KEVIN HAVING DUSTY OLD PEOPLE SEX! AND FLYING ACROSS STATE TO SAVE HIS BEST FRIEND'S RELATIONSHIP!

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you! I miss you so damn much! I miss your laugh, I miss your musk... When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

[satine86]

OMG! Zach! Nooooooooooooo *cuddles him* How could you, V? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM!

And everyone laughing at his pain. Don't you people have SOULS!?

[venusorbit1]

I am a cruel mistress, and I also laugh at his pain. Everyone else laughs at his pain, too!

[cbrandtwright]

Should have been posted on 4/20?

Can we have a new day to prompt - 'Sarcastic Saturday'?

[venusorbit1]

[dreams_of_julie]

He he he Priceless!

[venusorbit1]

Can you think of anything more angsty???