I don't smell like seafood anymore. Thank God. For the record, that water is fucking cold. Why did that feel natural?

[[Private to Christopher Styles//Visible to Brocklehurst//Unhackable]]

Do you need me today? I'd rather get back to feeling comfortable in my own skin. Yes, yes, I'm aware that we need to go over bullshit.

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Did anyone win the Sadomasochistic Olympic Games? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Where the hell would a person get that many snakes in bulk in this place? A black mamba was something to get a hold of, but I had contacts. An eleven foot long python and a shit load of others though? What the fuck. Someone have a a zoo? The good news is that it was a curse. The ( Read more... )

Good party City. Why can't there be nice curses or whatever the fuck like that more often hm?

I enjoyed your little get together, Christopher. Why couldn't you have invited more desirables though? We'll have to do something sometime soon. Do you like any sports? Use any weapons?

When are you going to get back to me, Destruction? Do you have a ( Read more... )

I need to find an occupation.

Fuck it all.

Does everyone and everything have to be so fucking annoying right now? Budd is starting to look like good company through all of this bullshit. At least with him I can strike back and be as big of a cunt as I want to be and it wouldn't matter. Fuck I can KILL him. That would make me feel better.

Jan is a ( Read more... )

Kira? I don't even want to know.

All and all this has proven to be a fucking weird week. I am, and have never been much of a religious person. The curses better stop trying to change me. And leprosy, yeah that was fun. As soon as I got home I couldn't stop showering. Felt fucking disgusting. Sure it was a curse, but FUCK.

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Apparently something big went down last night. I want answers.