I can say, without hesitation, that that shit has never happened before. Aliens, animals, robots, gender swaps, the fucking Titanic... Now we have a mountain. I hate it. It better not be sticking around. Did some deity get sick of seeing ugly flat land all around ( Read more... )

I've always had my reasons for doing as I do. Always. I find myself in a transitional stage that's not just a fork in the road. I have my Hattori Hanzo sword. I'm my own boss. As far as the City goes, I'm kept. No Budd. That's it. I can do whatever the hell I want.

For the first time in sometime, I can't think of what. Coke, sex, ammo...it's all so ( Read more... )

I come from the US of A. Born and raised in California, the Golden State or Little Mexico. It's a great place. You can drive about an hour or so to get to a desert, a forest or the snow. It is one of the best places on earth. An intruder or murderer who happens to be wounded in the act has a right to sue the counter attacker. California is also ( Read more... )

I'm glad I don't taste like vanilla raspberry swirl whatever the fuck anymore. It was nice when it started. Now I'm about sick of it. Back to all natural flavoring. Cigarettes taste a hell of a lot better without the other stuff in the way.

Who else remembers that curse from before? I'm sure you do, Nicholas. That was some time ago, wasn't it. Hm.
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Yeah, I smoke and do other things. That whole club bullshit curse whatever.

More important shit at hand.

Filtered to Friends//Away from The Corinthian//Unhackable;

Because certain persons have asked me to refrain from mediating, I don't have an exact angle of insight. So. We'll go with the facts.

John Constantine is here. He is younger.

He (apparently ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm going to be sick.

What the shit is wrong with all of you fuckers? Men can't get pregnant. You need to have a cunt first. Oh wait, is that the secret that's been going around?

Mary the Ever Loving Mother of God...I've seen some sick shit, but this has to be among the fucking top ten. Not just you wannabe mommies, the rest of ( Read more... )

Un..? What the hell?

How long have I been sleeping? Jesus Christ... I must have hit my head. What happened?

Shit, it is cold.

I-I need a cigarette.

EDIT: THIS IS A FUCKING FREEZER! OPEN UP.

[Miss Elle Driver, dressed in red for the occasion, is on a mission of the utmost importance. In the holiday hustle and bustle, she woke to find herself in need of cigarettes. The need for nicotine has won above everything else. Aware of what could be in store, she walks carefully from her apartment complex. Miraculously untouched by the curse on ( Read more... )

Lorena Bobbitt was in the City. Just ask DS.

In all seriousness, it isn't very amusing to see this much chopped meat unless it's edible--which it isn't or you're the one doing it--which I'm not. I look forward to the clean up crew. Badly. I'm sure that today has been good to Cori those who eat body parts at least.

I'm feeling better over all. Looks ( Read more... )

Kira? I don't even want to know.

All and all this has proven to be a fucking weird week. I am, and have never been much of a religious person. The curses better stop trying to change me. And leprosy, yeah that was fun. As soon as I got home I couldn't stop showering. Felt fucking disgusting. Sure it was a curse, but FUCK.

Mr. Styles, I appreciate ( Read more... )