Lorena Bobbitt was in the City. Just ask DS.

In all seriousness, it isn't very amusing to see this much chopped meat unless it's edible--which it isn't or you're the one doing it--which I'm not. I look forward to the clean up crew. Badly. I'm sure that today has been good to Cori those who eat body parts at least.

I'm feeling better over all. Looks ( Read more... )

For once I wasn't a victim to the ridiculous bullshit that goes down around here. Thanks for the laughs, City. The curse was pretty amusing and the aftermath definitely. I don't even know half of you people and it's a kick to see reactions. I'm sure Rosiel would have had a gay old time.

Made for a nice night of drinks. You should stalk up for a ( Read more... )

Who the fuck are you and why are we in the same bed together? Where are my clothes?

Jesus Christ, my head...ow... my fucking eye hurts!

What happened...?

I was scooping up the money from the trailer floor. Was heading back to the car--

Wait---! She--! Nevermind that now...

Holy shit, there's...a carving on my arm!! What is this, the Twight light Zone? ( Read more... )

I never expected to repeat all of that again. Amusing to say the least. I think that I had far better marks from my own personal skill this time. Prom court nominee too? I never knew I was liked (or disliked) that much. Well, my esteemed professors sure must have had fun on their powertrips as well as classroom after hour laisons. I believe I am ( Read more... )