[.0.4.-] Devise my -own.- demise.

[vengeful_intent]

Wow.

Online dating sites, hmm~? Have people's lives become so pathetic that they can only date over the internet? What ever happened to going to the corner bar and getting someone drunk, then taking them home to fuck the shit out of them?

Oh-how times have changed, I'm sure. It's all about this cybering stuff now, huh?

Why Thief-y, I never

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[redhairedbird]

What's your new favorite pasttime?

[bringmemythrone]

Kaiba's not malicious with it.

[redhairedbird]

So?

[bringmemythrone]

Nevermind.

[redhairedbird]

Bakura-san! Did I do something wrong?

[bringmemythrone]

No, no. I'm just frustrated. The TV's on a shitty show and someone misplaced my remote.

[redhairedbird]

I have some extras. Not that that helps you or anything. ;;

[bringmemythrone]

It really doesn't. It's alright. I'll find it. Maybe.

[redhairedbird]

If you're on the couch, look under the cushions. That's always where onii-chan's remote winds up.

[bringmemythrone]

Tried that. Someone probably wandered off with it.

[vengeful_intent]

So mean? Well, you're being ever so heartless! Why can I not spend time with your friends too, Thief-y? And I thought we were getting to be such good friends...

[bringmemythrone]

Right, right.

Where's the remote? The TV's stuck on one of your shows.

[vengeful_intent]

You don't like to learn how to cook? How depressing~.

[bringmemythrone]

You're so fucking creepy. This is why we don't talk.

[vengeful_intent]

(LOL. XDD!)

I don't understand-why do you have such a hard time saying nice things to me? I am only ever faithful to you!

[bringmemythrone]

... right. You're a wonderful girlfriend, honest.