[.0.4.-] Devise my -own.- demise.

[vengeful_intent]

Wow.

Online dating sites, hmm~? Have people's lives become so pathetic that they can only date over the internet? What ever happened to going to the corner bar and getting someone drunk, then taking them home to fuck the shit out of them?

Oh-how times have changed, I'm sure. It's all about this cybering stuff now, huh?

Why Thief-y, I never

Comments

[redhairedbird]

What's your new favorite pasttime?

[vengeful_intent]

What's the fun in telling you~? It's so much funner when you guess.

[redhairedbird]

Is it yoga?!

[vengeful_intent]

Oh, you're such a clever guesser. Yes, exactly. I've become flexible in so many more ways than before.

Would you care to see?