Well, Bats was a fucking BLAST! I got so shitfaced drunk (thank god for Don putting up with my drunken stupor all night) and only remember parts of the night...like me spilling my drink on Johnny and falling on the dancefloor several times with Veronika...I'm sure I fell alot more than that even because my knees are scuffed up and I've got a huge ( Read more... )

So, last night’s lesson was on how to spot fake i.d.’s. Very interesting. The instructor had actual fake i.d.’s that he’d swapped from the bar he works at from underage kids (which, by law, he must turn in to the authorities after he’s done using them in class). Anyway, some of them were obvious, some of them were damn hard to spot…one of them ( Read more... )

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Well, putting all sadness about my brother-in-law aside, bartending class has been alot of fun so far. Our first night, we learned to make 7 different cream drinks (i.e. "Grasshoppers", "Pink ladies", etc.) Second night, we did about 15 different drinks, including Tequila Sunrises, Sex on the Beach, etc. The entire classroom is set up just like a ( Read more... )

For those of you that have been with me for awhile, some of you may recall how my brother-in-law, Michael, was murdered in December of 2002. My sister Zita has been in and out of court all week, with deadbeat lawyers not showing up, etc. She just called me in tears to tell me that they had a mistrial because none of the jury could come to the ( Read more... )

I start bartending school tonight after work...I'm hoping it's worth the drive down to OxNard everynight and back for the next 2 weeks ( Read more... )

Here's what my vintage Max Factor tin looks like, except mine has a mysterious red stain on the top, as if someone placed a glass of red wine atop of it a long time ago.


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I think I'm through with males for awhile...all they seem to do is dissapoint me. Too bad I'm not gay or I'd have more choices in life. hehe!

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I had a terrible morning after receiving an e-mail from Aaron. I hadn't heard from him in almost a week (not even an e-mail) and each time I tried to call him, I'd just get his voicemail. So, yesterday, I called again and left a message saying, "This is the 3rd time I've tried calling you but all I get is your voicemail; I guess you're not picking ( Read more... )