LOOK HERE, YOU VIRULENT PISSANT

[velvet]

Man, someone unleashed the fecalbeast in the office bathroom. Not that my own shit smells like rosewater and baby tears (it's more like lily-blossoms and gumdrops), but JESUS. Someone needs a goddamn peppermint enema, I say. It's been a while since I needed to break out the gasmask in order to take a piss. I was afraid a stray stench particle was

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[herbaliser]

and "retarded"

[velvet]

shut up, "you!"

oh, and

[herbaliser]

I want to kiss your perfect ass, or something.

BTW,

[velvet]

RAWR

[doyouhaveaflag]

i have the same alarm problem. and i have conversations with people while i am awake enough to speak but not awake enough to process. i dont remember them, but i hear about it later. this is unfortunate when i've asked someone to wake me up and i manage to convince them that i am actually awake, only to fall right back to sleep.