This is so ridiculous, it gets a day in my crappy journal.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
http://www.nbc4.tv/family/6812175/detail.html

Ever so slightly moreso than when last I took it.

You are a
Social Liberal
(86% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(8% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
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I'm one of those honey-shunning vegans. People like to ask me what's up with that. My standard response is to feel threatened, whip out a few supporting statements, and then say something to soften my position like the socially wimpy person that I've not yet ceased to be ( Read more... )

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact ( Read more... )

Your Boobies' Names Are: Genghis Khan and Ryan

Get your own Boobie Names

The following was painted by a one-time acquaintance of mine. See the boobies. They're normal. :):):) Both sets.


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"Take the lyrics to a popular song, and plug them into Google's translation service. Translate them from English to German, then take those German lyrics and translate them into French, then take those lyrics and translate them back into English. At that point you should copy + paste the results into a post here on LJ for your friends to guess ( Read more... )