Do y'all know any good vegan jokes?

[doublespeak]

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[vegetus]

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to check the label for animal ingredients.

[infloresence]

AHAHAHA! I love this!!!

[vegetus]

hehe... happy to spread the vegan laughter...

[deerfold]

I sent this joke to my sister.

She replied "but surely they'd have checked the packet when they bought it".

;)

[liadlaith]

bitspike just told me one:

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Vegans can't change anything."

[severalmoose]

I lol'd.

[severalmoose]

btw nice icon

[underthethrow]

OMG COMMANDER KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE

[ahimsa517]

how many vegans does it take to eat a pint of icecream (real icecream)?

one, if nobody is looking.

(also ive heard this joke as a straightedge joke only with drinking beer)

[infloresence]

Oh god, I lol'd.

[matt_nothing]

it works better with the straightedge application.

someone last week was telling me about this kid they knew who went straightedge for about a week. i jokingly said "please tell me they got tattoos in that time" and guess what? yep they did.

i lol'd for awhile on that.

[doublespeak]

I know lots of kids who were straitedge for 6 months or so and have the giant tats to prove it. That kind of tattoo falls under the umbrella of Things to wait ten years on or else you'll regret it like getting your SO's name on your bicep.

[ihatebeingcold]

haha, Soi! Soi! Soi!

[infloresence]

It isn't really a joke, but my husband and I call vegan chilli "Chilli Non Carne".