Comments | veganpeople: Do y'all know any good vegan jokes?

doublespeak in veganpeople

Dec 17, 2007 14:47

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malloreigh December 18 2007, 00:30:18 UTC

What does a vegan zombie eat?
GRRAAAAAAINS!

underthethrow December 18 2007, 00:35:55 UTC

haha I love that one XD

ihatebeingcold December 18 2007, 00:36:31 UTC

HAHAH! YES awesome!

brandnewvelcro December 18 2007, 00:53:39 UTC

ah! that's the best!

Thread 9

Blond Vegan Joke: ihatebeingcold December 18 2007, 00:40:01 UTC

Why did the blond vegan eat her diamond necklace?
-because it was 2 carats

(heard as "why did the bunny eat..." but works this way too)

Re: Blond Vegan Joke: pr0t0manblues December 18 2007, 03:38:48 UTC

puns are the best form of communication. XD

ryansmithxvx December 18 2007, 01:07:27 UTC

what do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
salad shooter

exairetemechane December 18 2007, 03:08:59 UTC

Oooh...nooo... XP

vgnwtch December 18 2007, 08:29:02 UTC

Ryan!

desolation_no December 18 2007, 10:00:34 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Thread 5

malloreigh December 18 2007, 01:28:10 UTC

what do you call someone who blows up an animal testing site?
a vegeterrorist.

malloreigh December 18 2007, 01:28:55 UTC

alternately, what do you call someone who blows up the hare krishna restaurant?
a vegeterrorist.

rekling December 18 2007, 02:21:44 UTC

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?

Starrrve. (that's starve, but said like a pirate, dontcha know).

-Rek

we_brought_pie December 18 2007, 14:20:16 UTC

Hahahahaha!!! I love pirate jokes, this rules!