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[Hey bubble so one of your new happy residents is wondering something very very important about his happy new apartment. In particular, a thing that for some weird reason it doesn't have, how offensive is that.

So.]

you idiots have no taste
where can i get a piano

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WaTaRu mAkEs pIaNoS.

[Wataru makes violins.]

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[Oh boy.]

whos that

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[Music is music, right?]

My mOtHeRfUcKiN RaIl.

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[Music is Serious Business, kiddo.]

your what

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My mOtHeRfUcKiN MoIrAiL.

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[Processing......processi- oh that's a stupid troll thing, he...thinks??? In any case he vaguely recalls some moron typing like a moron moron stupid dumb. Stupid.]

ok
sure
whatever
i just need a piano not your life story

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[Sorry, Slick-bro. Seems you caught Gamzee right after a good bowl of slime.]

PiAnOs aRe tHe fUcKeRs wItH ThE WiReS, yEaH?
ThAt yOu aLl lIkE HaVe tO FuCkIn sAw aT.

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[Life sucks.]

hammer

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[What else is new?]

NaH, sTaBrO, s'cOoL.
I AlReAdY FuCkIn gOt oNe.
:o)

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no
in the piano
little hammers

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BuT WaTaRu's pIaNoS AiN'T AlL GoT No lIl fUcKiN HaMmErS.
JuSt lIkE ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR He aLl dOeS LiKe mOvE
OvEr tHe tHiNg lIkE He iS MoThErFuCkIn sAwInG It
ExCePt hE Is nOt.
AnD ThEn mUsIc hApPeNs.
LiKe a mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE.
HoNk hOnK!

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[Somehow.....parsing that out. Slowly. Oh for fuck's sake.]

thats not a piano then

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Oh.
WaIt.

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[And like ten minutes later.]

WaTaRu mAkEs vIoLiNs.

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[This

is really happening.]

thats not even close to piano

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HaHa, I GuEsS NoT.
MaYbE My pAn lIkE AlL GoT ItSeLf dOnE MiXeD Up.
SoOoOrRy. :o)