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[vaultstuck]

[Hey bubble so one of your new happy residents is wondering something very very important about his happy new apartment. In particular, a thing that for some weird reason it doesn't have, how offensive is that.

So.]

you idiots have no taste
where can i get a piano

Comments

what if we commented

[meddlefussyfang]

Is The First Half Of Your Message Expected To Aid You In Receiving A Constructive Response To The Second
Because Really
If We Have No Taste Why Would We Know The Locations Of Classical Instruments
We Wouldnt
And In Case You Wish To Disregard My Response
I Know Of One Place That Might

what if yeeeee

[vaultstuck]

first half means exactly what it says
anyway where

what if others are scared off by all the typing quirks in here

[meddlefussyfang]

I Didnt Doubt You Meant It
But Some Will Refuse To Answer Your Questions If You Begin By Insulting Them
And Yes Anyway
There Is A Store By The Strange Name Of Nostalgia Nook
It Evidently Stocks A Wide Variety Of Items
I Suggest You Look There

what if they came to my gentle arms instead and i held them

[vaultstuck]

[Oh wait he vaguely remembers Karkat yelling about that!!]

thats the one that costs money isnt it

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Equius recognizes that name!]

D--> So now I imagine you want an arm that's capable of playing the piano
D--> Your demands are endless

[vaultstuck]

[Slick has to spend a moment staring dully at those D--> things. What? Trolls, for fuck's sake.]

thatd help
i expect it to be a versatile piece of equipment
that a problem

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Those are bows and arrows, you brainless ingrate.]

D--> Of course it will be a versatile piece of equipment
D--> How dare you question my abilities
D--> Now I'm tempted to not put in the surprise I was planning for you

[vaultstuck]

[Shut up weird gray kid.]

what
wait what
kid i dont want a fucking spectacle on my shoulder what are you doing

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[mauvesympathy]

[piano was the magic word. you have summoned him. :|]

Can't promise you a full piano or anything, but I know where you can pick up keyboards in the meantime.

I'm looking for a real piano myself. There's gotta be a store with one somewhere.

[attached to this is directions to the music store that Soul's scoped out before, of course.]

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[vaultstuck]

[Hey stranger. Unfortunately Slick's technological knowledge is pretty myopically centered on Dumb Sgrub Things, so:]

keyboards
not in the market for computers

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[mauvesympathy]

No, I mean

Keyboards.
Like an electronic piano?
They're just called that.

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[vaultstuck]

whats even the point of that

[formida8le]

May8e if you weren't such an idiot yourself, you'd know where. 8888D

[vaultstuck]

clever
mustve taken all night

[formida8le]

No!
8ut I'm pretty sure your response did.

[vaultstuck]

wow these are just getting weaker
im not impressed

[wheresmyniisan]

You play piano? (●ﾟдﾟ●)

[vaultstuck]

what is that thing

[wheresmyniisan]

What thing? (・_・。)?

[vaultstuck]

that thing after the words