San Francisco:

Multicultural, multipsychotic, land of invisibility.  Dad and I stayed at the Ramada on the much more crack and poverty stricken stretch of Market St.  Everytime we walked to and fro our beloved hotel, the transients on the street had a new slew of jabberwocky to yell at us...  "Dancin' and singin' is how a black man makes his money ( Read more... )

If there's one thing I hate (hah!) its writing goddamn religion papers. Blanchet sucks the cream out of a dead pigeon's asshole. Speaking of cream, I just finished off one of the pints of ice cream that Nick and I bought last night. I predict that it will all make itself very comfortable somewhere between my belly button and my knees. Fuck yes!

It is a Sunday morning to be reckoned with.

I've been sick like dog for a few days.  One morning I woke up so drenched in my own diseased sweat I thought I had lost control of my bladder during the night.  Currently, I'm working on making costumes for my boyfriend's surf band, he he he.  There is an enormous zit on my chin bone - it's driving me up the wall!  I keep hearing really cool songs ( Read more... )

...thinkin' 'bout butt.

Yee-up...

The past few days have been the pits.  Now I know how the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex must have felt, deep down inside.  My bed is really nice.  It is the best part of my day to wake up in it and roll around for a minute or an hour, then to end the goddamn day right back with my honey (bed).  Fuck yeah!  Speaking of Fuck yeah, I got to retreat to Nick ( Read more... )

Damn that stupid man.  Damn all men who act as he does, or even half as bastard-like.  He deserves nothing but an immediate castration and lobotomy.  Fuck him for all the grief he's caused and all the grief that is to come.

Mosquitoes ate my legs yesterday.  This is what I get for turning my back on my good friend Pants.  Never again shall I ( Read more... )

Errr.... I lost something.  Where did all that simplicity and consistency go?!

Come back, you scalliwags!

As of today, certain aspects of mi vida are absolutely thrilling, or an utter waste of youth.  Well I want a thick burrito and a potent screwdriver (heh, talk about a waste of youth).

I'm off to a retreat wherein I might just hug people and ( Read more... )

Someone getting crapped on by a bird is a rare and mejestical phenomenon, which is why it's a shame and a waste when no one around to see it.  Yep, just a random though that has nothing to do with what may or may not have happened this morning.

Only 2 more school-days left in this shamelessly awful school-week.  Glory hallelujah!  My body has been failing me on two fronts.  Thanks to this new fangled birth control, my hormones are raging and although I've gotten a few things off my chest, there's still a lot more wailin' left in this banshee.  And the other front is a slightly more ( Read more... )