oo-ooh.
Damn that stupid man. Damn all men who act as he does, or even half as bastard-like. He deserves nothing but an immediate castration and lobotomy. Fuck him for all the grief he's caused and all the grief that is to come.
Mosquitoes ate my legs yesterday. This is what I get for turning my back on my good friend Pants. Never again shall I forsake thee!
...Thought I had more to say, but NAH!