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[thetrollprince]

Characters: Hibiya King Orihara Izaya and you~
Location: The Plaza!
Time: Evening
Style: Action or prose.
Status: Open

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[ninthserenade]

[When he's suddenly pointed at, Demyx has to look both ways before he points at himself, eyebrows arched up under his hat. Behind him, his tail flicks in confusion, because what did he say?]

Er... R-Ride me?

[thetrollprince]

But of course!

[He brings his hand back to his face. Hmmm. He examines the man before him.]

You may not be the ideal steed but you will do for now. I require you to get upon your hands and knees at this very moment, peasant.

[ninthserenade]

W-Wait, what? Oh, as if, dude. I am not crawling around like a dog to carry you around!

[thetrollprince]

...Why not?

[He looks sincerely perplexed.]

[suckmylipstick]

[Hajime's hipsteriffic afternoon was being unsettled by this. Hajime had avoided Izaya since their last run in. It'd been over a month now but the wounds were still fresh. However, he couldn't help it. He'd been drinking red tea with a fat, hard cover book in his hands. The pages were backed with 10pt Times New Roman font and five syllable words only found in dictionaries. He went to turn one page, happened to look over the book, and that's when it saw it. It was the most disgusting thing he'd ever seen without blasphemy of his precious art.]

Absolutely not. What's with that gaudy costume!?

[thetrollprince]

Gaudy?

[The look his is giving you....!]

How dare you refer to your King's traditional outfit as gaudy! I should burn you at the stakes for that!

[suckmylipstick]

[Hajime isn't afraid of that look. He only slams his book down on one of the steps. At least his skinny jeans and new thick rim glasses are stylish.]

I don't recall having a king that dresses like that. Go return it from wherever you bought it at once!

[thetrollprince]

...Ordering a king around? You filthy peasant! Just where in the world do you thing you can get away with speaking to me like that?

[He is going to strut right over towards Hajime with a hand raised. And yes, he is going to slap it right across Hajime's face. Open-palmed bitch slap.]

Now bow down to me and apologize!

[chocobo_bartz]

[Bartz blinks in confusion at you.]

...What?

[thetrollprince]

I require a steed. What is a king without a steed?

[Deep breath and he puts a hand to his chest.]

Please allow me to ride you. You would be serving the kingdom with the utmost nobility.

I'm trying really hard not to make this sound wrong. 1/2

[xtsundereprince]

[ Wait what?!

BUT IT'S SO HARD NOT TO. ;A; 2/2

[xtsundereprince]

GDIT Izaya. ]

You finally lost your mind, Izaya? I should be riding you! Not the other way around!

That was the point >:]

[thetrollprince]

[.......He looks down. And sneers.]

You're correct. You are far too small for me to ride. I would not allow my kingdom to see me on such a pathetic steed.

[Upturned nose and GO!]

Tch. As if I would ever go onto my hands and knees for a peasant such as you.

8|b And so this inappropriately beautiful thread begins.

[xtsundereprince]

[ Twitching in right eye now. ]

Hey! I told you, I'm an Overlord! Not a peasant!
If there's anyone who should be on their knees, it's you! Now bend over!

...I HOPE YOU DONT MIND CHARACTER ABUSE. Hibiya hits :|

[thetrollprince]

[OH. THIS KING IS GOING TO GLARE SO HARD BECAUSE WHAT DID YOU JUST---!]

Excuse me?!

[Flushed face but it's from anger.]

You do not instruct your superior to do ANYTHING! Especially something as crude as bending over!

[He is going to take out his riding crop now and-! Smack it right across Laharl's....ass.]

You should be ashamed of yourself, child!

[OOC: If you don't want that to have happened- the physical hit- just ignore :3]