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Characters: Hibiya King Orihara Izaya and you~
Location: The Plaza!
Time: Evening
Style: Action or prose.
Status: Open ( Read more... )
Location: The Plaza!
Time: Evening
Style: Action or prose.
Status: Open ( Read more... )
You finally lost your mind, Izaya? I should be riding you! Not the other way around!
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You're correct. You are far too small for me to ride. I would not allow my kingdom to see me on such a pathetic steed.
[Upturned nose and GO!]
Tch. As if I would ever go onto my hands and knees for a peasant such as you.
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Hey! I told you, I'm an Overlord! Not a peasant!
If there's anyone who should be on their knees, it's you! Now bend over!
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Excuse me?!
[Flushed face but it's from anger.]
You do not instruct your superior to do ANYTHING! Especially something as crude as bending over!
[He is going to take out his riding crop now and-! Smack it right across Laharl's....ass.]
You should be ashamed of yourself, child!
[OOC: If you don't want that to have happened- the physical hit- just ignore :3]
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OH HELLS NO.
Totally glaring back as he's rubbing that sore spot. ]
What's the big idea?!
[ Still glaring. What the hell man. No one crop-whips the royal posterior and gets away with it.
So, smack right back with a stronger-than-a-kid's-should-be fist aiming right at the face. ]
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You deserved that.
[He kinda had fun with it too. Maybe he should hit people more often.
Oh nope! Izaya's still Izaya and will dodge a punch with ease. He can dodge vending machines bro!
But uh, he sort of stepped onto his own cape and trips. And falls. Onto his ass. He looks a bit surprised then angry...!]
Look at what you made me do!
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Brb. Laughing his ass off... and there is a foot on your chest Izaya. Someone now looming right over with his hands on his hips. ]
Ha! You're going down, Izaya.
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He grabs ahold of Laharl's foot and gives it a hard yank!]
Hardly! You will be the one to go down, not I!
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Falling over right on top of him, enough to pin him down by the shoulders. The closeness, the awkwardness, the suggestive posing.
Sob. ]
Wh.... what the?! HEY! LEGGO!
[ Struggling to be released now because this is totally not awkward, no sir. ]
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Why would you fall on me!
[But Izaya doesn't seem to be letting go. Instead, he grabs him tighter.]
Don't tell your King what to do! I will do as I please you odd, blue-haired child! Stop moving!
[This position was awkward enough without him moving so much. Izaya went to push him off but somehow he leaned onto his cape and only toppled over onto his side---
This was really just a horrible situation. Oh, now he's hovering over Laharl, his cape in a bit of a twist around their bodies! Curious!]
Look at what you did!
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Would you stop calling me a kid?!
[ He's trying to pull away, maybe just struggling a little bit harder to spite Izaya. ]
What I did? You're the one who pulled me down in the first place!
[ And he struggles just a bit more, trying to pull himself out from under the deranged king. Long swishy scarves make for even more tangling. ]
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[He puts a palm flat down against Laharal's chest to try and keep him still.
Shifting...hips...just...gonna straddle him for a second oookay and..!]
Tch..Who even wears scarves anymore.
[But now there's just a mess of cloth and Izaya sits up promptly to try and figure out what in the world even happened.]
You...! [For the love of God. He started to yank at Laharl's scarf.]
Take it off!
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Contact! Oh man, contact! ]
Hey! That's my scarf! Lay off! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF?! You some sort of pervert now?!
[ Were this home, he could've easily exploded and thrown Izaya off but... this isn't home. Whoops.
So the best he can do is flail... and probably knock that crown off his head with a flailing hand? ]
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You're the one that told me to bend over! You're the perverse one here!
[WOULD THAT WORK? Oh- oh oh!!!
The sound of metal clinging and clattering across the pavement silences Izaya. He watches the crown roll away and the further away it rolls, the further he feels like from a king. He sort of blinks once..twice. Dazed. Like he had just woken up from a fog.]
Nn?
[Touches a hand to his head where the crown had been and then looks down. Instantly- he smirks. Oh yeah. Izaya's back.]
My, what's this, is Laharal seducing me? I never knew you had feelings towards me like that!
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Hell no! That's gross! I wasn't trying to seduce you! I don't even like you! You're the one who wanted to ride me!
[ Making it worse every second. So... he's just gonna go back to the business of trying to fumble out of the pile that is cloak and cape and scarf before things get worse. ]
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I don't think gross is the right word-- ah wah! You don't like me? But Laharl, I like you. My feelings are hurt.
[Oh right. That.]
Tch. If anything, you would ride me.
[Izaya's not going to help out. He'll just sit there and look good. This is a really amusing situation is all.]
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