In which we see what blue b100d can really do to a troll

[stayb100ponyboy]

Characters: Equius Zahhak and anyone stupid brave enough to get in his way
Location: All over the bubble... but with an unerring guidance towards Sollux Captor's apartment
Time: Immediately after this post
Style: RAGE CAPS
Status: Open

[Some trolls need a moirail to keep them calm, to keep them from flipping out and going completely off the deep

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YOU DIDNT SEE THAT TYPO

[scargasm]

[So, Deadpool's doing his daily rounds, but then he notices this ....strange little creature wandering around in a complete rage.

This means he has to investigate and get in his way. Ever-so casually, he saunters over to Equius, and inserts a comment that would have probably been better left unsaid.]

Hey, looks like someone needs some anger management.

[scargasm]

[He gets up quickly, letting Equius circle him. He didn't mind.]

I know how we reproduce. I just didn't think things like you reproduced. I mean.

I guess, maybe the horns can be something to grab on to...?

Ew.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[... don't talk about his horns, Deadpool, they're kind of a sensitive topic. Although if someone were to grab onto them in a fit of passion, that would be... that would be pretty awesome, not gonna lie.]

What, you think anything that's not human just magically appears?

[Looking for another opening here.]

[scargasm]

I'm not human and I didn't magically appear, so I'm pretty sure that's a negative, Houston.

Buuuuuuut if you check out the alien race...it gets pretty weird.

[Can't touch this.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

What are you then?

[He sure looks human.]

My name isn't Houston.