BRB BEING SOME KIND OF REBELLIOUS KID.

[testosteroned]

Characters: Kanji and vatheon
Location: The alcohol store 8|a
Time: Right now baby.
Style: Action for extra manriness.
Status: OPEN.

BERSERKER | testosteroned
LVL 18
[ HP: 95% ] | [ MP: 100% ]

[ See Kanji, dressed in his Berserker outfit (think animal skins, bare arms and chest, skull helmet on :|a) staring at the liquor displayed behind glass. He

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[to_takamagahara]

[Hey s'up, Kanji. A werewolf stomps up, looking at the stand.]

...Grroou?

[The voice is deeper, eerier, more gutteral and purely wolf, but its inflection is undoubtedly Ammy.]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji does a double-take and is literally taken aback. By like. One or two steps. Then he blinks in realization. ]

Wolf-goddess lady? Is - is that you? [ He finds himself smirking. ] Damn, you got buff!

[to_takamagahara]

WEREWOLF | to_takamagahara
LVL 19
[ HP: 85% ] | [ MP: 80% ]

[Also whoops STATS. But yeah she got ripped! She shows off her awesome new THUMBS. Which, like her other fingers, are equipped with 3-inch-long claws (at this point they're more like talons).]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji raises his hand for a high-five! ]

Sweet. Bet you've been tryin' out that new body all week, huh?

[suzakubandit]

[Don't I have a product for you! Featuring GENROU! The #1 leading cause to everyone getting drunk when he's around! He's portable, friendly, and most importantly a heavy drinker!

At the cost at NOTHING AT ALL WITH FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING HE'S ALL YOURS FOR THE NIGHT! FOR THE WEEKEND! It just depends on how long he stays!

ORDER NOW!]

What? Never had a drink before?

[Yeah, Tasuki saw you eying it.]

[testosteroned]

[ WHAT A DEAL, WHAT A DEAL! /CALLS AND ORDERS ONE --

-- AND WHADDYA KNOW, HE'S HERE ALREADY!

Kanji gulps quietly and shrugs, frowning deeply. ]

C-Course I had! Like, once. [ He just stares at the display. He stares at it hard. He didn't even know there were kinds of beer. sdlkfhsdlg. ]

[suzakubandit]

[NOTHING BEATS THAT FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!]

Jus' once? So yer like a light-weight then?

[testosteroned]

[ WHAT. Kanji looks like he's been challenged :|a ]

Hell no! What makes you think that?! I-I'll show you who's a damn light-weight! It ain't Kanji Tatsumi! [ Andddd he takes a few strides closer to the liquor store. Stops. And gulps. And looks like he's about to explode. ]

[lunateclock]

[...well he wasn't here for the beer, no. He was here to walk right on past, but--

...pause. Consider.]

Kanji-kun? Is something wrong?

[His stats follow easily behind him:

lunateclock Lv. 25
Class: Freelancer/Masqueraider
HP: 89% MP: 70%
✩ ✩ ✩

Following after N to take care of him sure has helped his leveling up.]

[testosteroned]

[ He waves it off and stares into the window until he realizes rather lately that 1.) Minato-senpai was here and 2.) MINATO SENPAI WAS HERE sdklfjsdlkgjkdlfgj Kanji panics for a bit and looks away from the store embarrassedly. ]

Shit, uhh. H-Hey, Minato-senpai! Lookin' good! H-How're you doing? [ He responds rather stiffly. Oh god, he's going to tattle to Souji, he totally will won't he-- ] Nothin's wrong, what makes you think somethin's wrong?!

[lunateclock]

[...haha nope. He doesn't actually...well, it's Kanji's choice and he's not stupid. He has an idea what he's here for. He goes to tuck his hands into his pockets automatically before he...realizes again that his clothing no longer has pockets. Derp.

Instead, he'll just turn his attention to the store.]

I'm fine. Were you waiting for a reason?

[...? seriously, man. Why aren't you just going and getting it if that's what you want?]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji shifts in place again and you know what? He stops thinking up of an excuse why he was in front of the liquor store and just sighs heavily. ]

Oh, screw it. I wanna get a goddamn bottle of beer, okay? There. That's my reason.

[ He crosses his arms. He's underage, and he has a conscience. And he would very much like not to steal - he's through with doing that. But he can't admit all that out-loud that easily either. So ffff what do sdklfhjsdg. WHAT DO. ]

[skyglide]

[Insert one (1) Akito, decked out in his black mage outfit, carrying his weapon with him and, being only as tall as Kanji's elbows, looks altogether much too young to be picking up alcohol...

Except that he is, and he quickly begins perusing the displays to check the alcohol content of everything.

Akito is well-versed in the ways of beer and vodka. Gin and rum. You name it, and he's probably picked some up for his brother before... But being well-versed in what tastes good sure doesn't matter when it comes to buying alcohol to knock out a giant troll.]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji spots him easily thanks to the rather attention-grabbing outfit. He actually manages to whistle to himself, appreciating the design and the texture of the fur. The plush toy he was holding was damn cute too, and he found himself wondering how it was made --

-- Kanji frowns and shakes his head. How old was this kid? And he was buying...alcohol? No. No way. He may be sneaking in beer, but he wasn't going to let an innocent kid younger than him (as young as Nanako?) do the same! Kanji walks towards him and crosses his arms, looking down thanks to the insane height difference. ]

Hey, the hell do you think you're doing?

[skyglide]

[Akito spares him a glance (and maybe another one too, since that outfit is kind of creepy) and goes back to what he's doing. They're so very close to level 40 now, and he wants to finish this quest as a surprise for Agito before he wakes up...]

I'm comparing the alcohol content of different brands. I know there's a brand at home that's 190 proof but I don't know if they have it here...

[What he says sounds at odds with his voice, more like a prepubescent girl's than a teenage boy's, but Akito takes no note of it.] I think 95% alcohol content should knock out a troll if it drinks enough, ne?

[testosteroned]

[ Wow what. Kanji just nods and stares at him, most of what he said flying past his head. ]

Uhh, okay? I guess?

[ Kanji scratches the back of his arm. ]

But aren't you a little too young to be buyin' this shit? [ WOW KANJI YOU HYPOCRITE :|a ]

[shadow_ball]

[Mewtwo walks into the store, clad in armor with a dark cape draped over his shoulders. He looks at Kanji, and blinks in confusion, as his stats float over his head.]

BLACK MAGE/DARK KNIGHT | shadow_ball
Lv 19
[HP: 86%] | [MP: 37%]

What are you doing?

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji was still outside the store, staring at the bottles of alcohol, when the voice calls him out. Wow, he looked intimidating. But Kanji wasn't that fazed. He shrugged one shoulder and looked back at the bottles. ]

Uhh, jus' - jus' checkin' some shit out.

[ "Trying to gather enough courage to get one measly bottle of beer" was more like it. ]

Whoops, my mistake. OH WELL.

[shadow_ball]

[Mewtwo just... stares at Kanji. Logic error logic error -]

I believe it would be more effective if you actually entered the store.

Didn't even see the said mistake xD;

[testosteroned]

[ He gulps. ]

Yeah, yeah, I know that! Don't rush me, I'm...thinkin' of what I'm gonna get.

[ His excuses do you like them. ]