BRB BEING SOME KIND OF REBELLIOUS KID.

[testosteroned]

Characters: Kanji and vatheon
Location: The alcohol store 8|a
Time: Right now baby.
Style: Action for extra manriness.
Status: OPEN.

BERSERKER | testosteroned
LVL 18
[ HP: 95% ] | [ MP: 100% ]

[ See Kanji, dressed in his Berserker outfit (think animal skins, bare arms and chest, skull helmet on :|a) staring at the liquor displayed behind glass. He

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[shadow_ball]

[Mewtwo walks into the store, clad in armor with a dark cape draped over his shoulders. He looks at Kanji, and blinks in confusion, as his stats float over his head.]

BLACK MAGE/DARK KNIGHT | shadow_ball
Lv 19
[HP: 86%] | [MP: 37%]

What are you doing?

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji was still outside the store, staring at the bottles of alcohol, when the voice calls him out. Wow, he looked intimidating. But Kanji wasn't that fazed. He shrugged one shoulder and looked back at the bottles. ]

Uhh, jus' - jus' checkin' some shit out.

[ "Trying to gather enough courage to get one measly bottle of beer" was more like it. ]

Whoops, my mistake. OH WELL.

[shadow_ball]

[Mewtwo just... stares at Kanji. Logic error logic error -]

I believe it would be more effective if you actually entered the store.

Didn't even see the said mistake xD;

[testosteroned]

[ He gulps. ]

Yeah, yeah, I know that! Don't rush me, I'm...thinkin' of what I'm gonna get.

[ His excuses do you like them. ]

[shadow_ball]

... What are those bottles?

[He has never seen things like that before. Pokemon, so kid-friendly.]

[testosteroned]

Bottles? [ He takes a step forward. ]

Uhh, they're wine bottles I think. You...don't know that?

[shadow_ball]

No, I don't. What is this... wine?

[He peers at the bottles, and tilts his head slightly.]

'Alcohol'?

[He pronounces it like some kind of foreign word.]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji's mouth almost drops, literally. But he does gape a bit. ]

What? You for real? U-Uhh, wine! And alcohol! Booze! Liquor! Any of 'em sound familiar now?

[shadow_ball]

No, though admittedly I have not spent much time browsing human shops.

[testosteroned]

...Wait, hold up. Did you just say human shops? The hell's that s'posed to mean, you're not human?!

[ He finally enters the shop so he can take a better look at this guy. Kanji squints and tries to see through his heavy costume. ]

[shadow_ball]

No, I am not.

[Does the tail whipping behind him give you a clue?]

[testosteroned]

[ Kanji screams and almost falls on his butt when he steps back in surprise. ]

Gaaah! [ He's frowning. ] That. Is one damn huge - I mean, shit! You ain't human?! W-What, you some kind of god too?! [ Kanji rubs his head aggressively in confusion. ]

[shadow_ball]

Hardly. I am a Pokemon.

[You mean you're not used to weird-shaped animals?]

[testosteroned]

Pokemon? [ He's heard of that before, definitely. When he tries to recall where and when he's heard it, he remembers Lyra. That little kid who threw her spider at him, back when he arrived in the city. He looked back at the...thing with wide eyes. ]

Holy shit, you're one of those things?! A kid threw some Pokemon whatever it was at me, a-and it was like a spider! H-How come you can talk?! You're freakin' huge too!

[ Oh he is. But he's more or less used to the ones that look like mascots and have blond bishounen in them :|a ]

[shadow_ball]

There are many different varieties of pokemon. I can speak because of my psychic abilities - thankfully, this one was not taken from me during this event.

[Teddie's a special case, sob.]

[testosteroned]

. . . . .

[ Staring. Just staring. With mouth open. ]

Holy shit.