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001: ACTION! ☆ IN WHICH DENMARK IS SO VERY MANLY

Jun 02, 2011 15:42

Characters: grandiloquenced and You Folks
Location: A fountain in the plaza
Time: Dusk
Style: Action or Prose. I will follow like a boss.
Status: Open like a (Insert preferred metaphor ( Read more... )

hiyoshi wakashi, austria (roderich edelstein), america (alfred f. jones), zelda (spirit tracks), denmark, momo adachi

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thehawks_eye June 2 2011, 19:55:42 UTC

Other tit?

[Riza was walking her puppy, but there has her staring a decidedly male, and wet, person. Really, this is not a topic to be discussed out in public, and if Denmark listens closely, her accent is very German/Eastern European As the mun hates her anime voices, all of them.] I was unaware that men had breasts, sir.

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 19:59:43 UTC

[Woah. Woah who is this beautiful stern blonde?]

Well, I was supposed to be a baroness for this party thing. And baronesses, you know, kind of need to have a killer rack.

...MAN I SPENT SO LONG ON THEM TOO. [Might as well - he reaches into the front of the dress and pulls out the one fake breast he still had] Look at this. [SHAKES AT HER] It's all good premium quality. FREAKING JIGGLES, EVEN.

-- her hair's short. I gave up on finding short hair icons. :| thehawks_eye June 2 2011, 20:19:46 UTC

[A lieutenant who has at least one concealed gun on her. Riza looks visibly uncomfortable at this topic. Why would you even ---?]

Why would you pretend to be who you are not? [Hayate looks like OMG! FETCH TIMES?]

..You... May want to find a towel and... proper clothing, sir.

Re: -- her hair's short. I gave up on finding short hair icons. :| grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 20:39:06 UTC

[SO THIS IS TOTALLY NOT THE FIRST TIME HE'S HIT ON A GIRL WHILST WEARING A DRESS.]

Towels? Yeah, that's probably a good idea - so wait.

........why am I in this fountain?

Hey, HEY IF...IF I go change real quick, do you want to go talk this over a pint or two? [SLIGHTLY CUTE BUT STILL KINDA GOOFY GRIN]

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fungify June 2 2011, 20:18:37 UTC

...

[Hiyoshi hears something about FEMALE PARTS come out of a mouth of a person who clearly looks like a man.. Really. This person MUST be avoided.]

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 20:41:12 UTC

[HE TOTALLY SEES YOU, BRO.]

Hey! Hey there! YOU.

THE ONE WITH THE SCRUFFY 'FRO. YEAH. CAN YOU LEND A HAND, FRIEND?

fungify June 2 2011, 20:44:53 UTC

[TCH. SO MUCH FOR TRYING TO AVOID THE PERSON. And SCRUFFY 'FRO? Well....at least it wasn't shroomhead or something related to mushrooms.]

You're loud.

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 23:20:20 UTC

Hm? WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. CAN YOU SPEAK UP A LITTLE?

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trainedprincess June 2 2011, 20:27:42 UTC

[Oh wow that is one ugly woman. Chin up now, Zelda, princesses don't judge...]

Oh... I'm sorry, ma'am(?), but I'm afraid I don't know what a "tit" is. But, if you could explain it to me, I would be happy to help you search for it.

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 20:45:59 UTC

[Reaches into the top of his dress as he gets out of the fountain. Pulls out the one fake breast he still has and wiggles it]

Like this! I made it.

[OH MAN HE LOOKS SO PROUD]

But I had two to begin with.

trainedprincess June 2 2011, 21:00:27 UTC

That's-- Did you just-?

[Utter horror can only begin to describe what she is feeling right now.]

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 23:22:24 UTC

....? [He looks genuinely confused]

What? Hey, look, I swear it's nothing dangerous or something. I know it kind of looks like a landmine. But I swear it isn't. It's soft, see? [SQUISHES IT IN HIS HAND]

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whitesout June 2 2011, 20:50:39 UTC

[ Gosh this guy sure is weird. ]

... Your other what?

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 23:14:06 UTC

[....HEY YOU'RE CUTE. Cue adorable smile]

My er. Well they're fake you know. For a costume party.

......I mean, the answer to your question is "breast". Technically.

[....SHE STILL KINDA LOOKS SCARED TO HIM so he tries his best to look suave. While in a dripping wet, ripped pink gown. DOES IT WORK? Y/N]

whitesout June 2 2011, 23:33:52 UTC

[ Den you're not into underage girls are you. :|a Stop hanging out with the Netherlands.

She smiles back but looks kind of awkward and flustered because... what's with this guy?? ]

You, um, probably dropped it somewhere.

grandiloquenced June 3 2011, 01:59:38 UTC

[AGE? AGE IS JUST A NUMBA. I mean...Nah. But he can appreciate beautiful things regardless, right? /WINK WINK. ....He really should make more friends with countries that don't look so much like little children though. ADD ON TO-DO LIST]

I'm guessing I did....--!

......Hold on. Why am I drenched? [STANDS. CUE NIAGARA FALLS]

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amourde_patou June 2 2011, 21:51:14 UTC

[ A new person. That's not new, but someone yelling where's their other tit...? That's new, and like an idiot Momo will say something stupid in return. ]

Ah-h maybe you left it at home?!

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 23:09:10 UTC

[Well he considers it. But then he shakes his head and droplets of water go flying everywhere]

I definitely had it on me when I left. Right here. [He slaps his chiseled bosom]

See, I have the other one. Ugh, it took me before to make them NOT shaped like triangles.

amourde_patou June 2 2011, 23:55:04 UTC

[ What is wrong with this person! ]

Um well...you have fun with that!

[ Now she is trying super hard to slink out of this, stop her? ]

grandiloquenced June 3 2011, 01:36:22 UTC

Woah. Woooaaahhh wait. Wait just a minute!

[Humbles a little. And it's almost charming. Almost]

I didn't mean to scare you off! I just...really need to get home and. Uh. I swear I don't look like this on a daily basis. I'm actually rather handsome if I do say so myself. [PREEN]

But I'd really appreciate any help. Maybe a map? I'll bet I'm at least somewhere near the North Sea....

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