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001: ACTION! ☆ IN WHICH DENMARK IS SO VERY MANLY

Jun 02, 2011 15:42

Characters: grandiloquenced and You Folks
Location: A fountain in the plaza
Time: Dusk
Style: Action or Prose. I will follow like a boss.
Status: Open like a (Insert preferred metaphor ( Read more... )

hiyoshi wakashi, austria (roderich edelstein), america (alfred f. jones), zelda (spirit tracks), denmark, momo adachi

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trainedprincess June 2 2011, 20:27:42 UTC

[Oh wow that is one ugly woman. Chin up now, Zelda, princesses don't judge...]

Oh... I'm sorry, ma'am(?), but I'm afraid I don't know what a "tit" is. But, if you could explain it to me, I would be happy to help you search for it.

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 20:45:59 UTC

[Reaches into the top of his dress as he gets out of the fountain. Pulls out the one fake breast he still has and wiggles it]

Like this! I made it.

[OH MAN HE LOOKS SO PROUD]

But I had two to begin with.

trainedprincess June 2 2011, 21:00:27 UTC

That's-- Did you just-?

[Utter horror can only begin to describe what she is feeling right now.]

grandiloquenced June 2 2011, 23:22:24 UTC

....? [He looks genuinely confused]

What? Hey, look, I swear it's nothing dangerous or something. I know it kind of looks like a landmine. But I swear it isn't. It's soft, see? [SQUISHES IT IN HIS HAND]

trainedprincess June 2 2011, 23:31:23 UTC

[She flinches when he squeezes it.]

S-so that's... It's a... [She looks at his hand, then at her chest, then back to his hand. his hand is now diamonds] That item is fake?

grandiloquenced June 3 2011, 02:34:34 UTC

[Nod nod] Yeah. 100% artificial.

............Hey. I'm a dude. You know this, right, little girl? [Just slightly concerned]

trainedprincess June 3 2011, 02:49:26 UTC

[--He's shorted her brain again, just a moment.

...

...

She scrambles for something to say, but the only thing she manages to focus on as her brain babbles incoherently at her is a single word:]

Why? [She gestures helpfully at his attire in an attempt to clarify.]

grandiloquenced June 3 2011, 03:10:17 UTC

There's a costume party tonight! Or, er. There was. I'm kind of late. By 40 minutes.

.....Speaking of. Do you have any idea how to get from this here fountain to Copenhagen?

trainedprincess June 5 2011, 01:04:10 UTC

So you dressed as a woman? ...To each their own, I suppose. [A party does sound pretty harmless, and she has seen weirder... she guesses.]

Unless your Copenhagen is underwater, I'm afraid you won't be getting there in time for your party.

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