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[timeloops]

Characters: timeloops & vatheon
Location: Around the city, he's just explorin'
Time: Sometime in the afternoon
Style: Action
Status: Open!

[So yeah sup, there's this cool as all heck thirteen year old inspecting the city a bit after waking up at the coral. Unlike all the other stupid broads and skylarks that wake up at the coral and freak, he mostly just stared

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[faygot]

[And you see near the vending machine there is this kid. Well, kid. More like a juggalo troll Dave should be pretty familiar with.

And when we say near, we actually mean on.

Nobody knows why, least of all Gamzee himself, but there he is, just sitting on top of the vending machine, getting his motherfucking wicked chill on while snapping into a bottle of faygo like a fucking laughsassin.

He's in the zone, Jim.]

[timeloops]

[An eyebrow raise behind the shades as he skates up and then stops. Keeping the skateboard still with a foot, he looks up at the guy. Purple color scheme. Capricorn symbol. Candy corn horns and looks like he's stoned.

That's a troll, ain't he? Haha so that's what they fuckin' look like.]

Yo sup.

[faygot]

[The reply comes a little slow, cause woah, is he talking to him? Takes him a little while to come outta the zone, you know. He went pretty deep this time.]

Water, man. Motherfucking tons of fucking water and a gogdamn bubble. It's all up being pretty fucking magical in this motherfucker's eyes.

[timeloops]

[A snort. Yep, that's that terminallyCapriwhatever dude. Man, fuck, what was his name?]

Obviously. Yo, do me a favor and get off the machine. I want an apple juice.

[faygot]

Can a brother get you to get his motherfucking reconsider on for a bottle of wicked elixir?

[You are in luck, Dave. He always carries some extra in his sylladex.]

[timeloops]

Dude, I ain't drinkin' your weird space junk-- wait, is that faygo?

[Blink blink.]

[faygot]

Hahaha, of fucking course it is. What motherfucking else can done be the motherfucking elixir but the wicked elixir?

[timeloops]

But that's just soda...

[faygot]

And life is just motherfucking life until you see the motherfucking miracles in it, my brother.

[He's so placid and calm. Possibly because he is not being trolled with blasphemous videos by insufferable little pricks.]

[timeloops]

Jesus Christ...

Just get off the damn vending machine, dude.

[faygot]

Sure, dog. If that'd all up help you get your motherfucking glad on.

[He starts to clamber off, clumsily and was this really such a good idea, Dave?]

[timeloops]

[Oh no. He's going to fall isn't he? He is going to fall and land on Dave and crap why isn't he moving fast enough--]

[faygot]

[No, man. You gotta be some kinda time ninja to evade this. The juggalos must land where they fall. And today that is you, Dave. Congrats. Have a bodyful of troll.]

Whoops.

[timeloops]

[Derp. On the ground. With a troll on top of him. Well fuck.]

This is dumb.

[faygot]

There have all up been more motherfucking graceful things I did done.

[hurr durr. At least the Faygo is uninjured.]

[timeloops]

Y'know, if this was how this shit was going to go down I would've preferred running into Karkat first. Then I could've punched him.

[Why is he still sprawled on the ground?]