Mass Broadcast

[lamufao]

[A feed pops on to the SFC, each and every one without fail. No way to exit out or anything, making sure that each and every resident sees the post. It's Alpha, of course, sitting not in the stark white office of his clinic but in a brown library like office somewhere else. Curious! Though, nothing changes as his face is that of a grumpy man once

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[digtastic]

[ ... Wow you're kind of an ass. :|a ]

Christmas...?

[lamufao]

[Get used to it.]

Christmas, yes. December 25th. The day when people come together and give gifts to each other and drink eggnog until they end up in the emergency room with an exploding bladder, yes.

[digtastic]

[ Oh hey, that actually sounds like a nice holiday there. You know, aside from the whole exploding bladder thing. ]

I don't think I've ever heard of it... it sounds nice though!

[lamufao]

It's very nice. There's lots of snow and carols and booze. I love it.

[shibuya_rave]

[He wouldn't usually comment to Alpha; had seen the man around, and he was- insane, for lack of better description. But the concept of what he wanted for Christmas pinged him, and... it was worth a shot.]

I want to find a way to stop Kyouriki from going back to his world.

[lamufao]

Kyouriki? You mean, the boy with the girls name? Oh yes, hm. Tehe. I suppose you'll be wanting a positive answer from me, hm?

[shibuya_rave]

Is it possible, at least?

[lamufao]

It all depends what the boy wants. If he truly wishes to go back to your world instead of ours, maybe the powers that be will let him. His will -- his soul will take another route.

Maybe. Possibly.

[eatingwings]

I hardly call it a tantrum, Alpha.

[ Alucard's skin is paler than usual, deep black circles engulf his eyes. He's thinner than normal and his breathing is slow and labored. ]

I did it for the safety of one tiny little girl.

[lamufao]

Well who cares about one tiny little girl? She's not really very important to cause "mass chaos" and "utter destruction". Plus, really. Don't you know that even if she died, she'd come back in a few days? It's not like we don't care enough to dispose of all of you.

[eatingwings]

I don't care if she would come back a few days later, doctor.

I promised her that I would never let her fade away to Nothingness.

That alone is enough for me to bring forth all the souls I devoured to find her.

If there is someone you should punish, it is the woman Larxene for provoking such a wrath.

[ Alucard coughs viciously and he wheezes. ]

And you would punish all of those who care for her and her safety. Such a cruel doctor you are, Alpha.

[lamufao]

I never said I was anything else. In fact, I'm quite happy I've garnered the reputation as such.

... Haha, you act as if I care about your trifling manners. Larxene is being what she is. It is what she was back home, it is what she will be here and so on and so forth. Why would a caged animal change it's behaviors? In fact, it might just even get a bit more hostile. You provoke her by taunting her, she will of course, act. If anything it's your fault.

[ninthserenade]

I just watched, dude. I didn't wanna mess with those two.

[He fidgets with the drawstrings of his coat. If he could feel, it'd be embarrassment right now.]

...I'd want my heart back.

[lamufao]

Aw, how cute. I have a few spare ones if you'll take off your coat.

[ninthserenade]

I wish it were that easy.

[lamufao]

That's disappointing. They're fresh too, you know.

[lamufao]

That is true but to some, who are dead, what home are they given next? [A smile.] Would you truly like to deprive them of living one last time?

[lamufao]

Either or, black or white, my friend! If I took the slimiest, most depraved and hostile one of you lot and asked him or her what to do with you, how would you feel then?

... I might just do that really, it sounds like good fun.