Fun times with Ru~

[sos_chorus]

'It is times like this I have to wonder exactly why it is I stay around one Haruhi Suzumiya. I wish I could say it's because I'm shallow enough to think that her good looks are enough to keep me going back day-to-day and an inner masochistic streak is what has me listening to her. But no, that's not it. I might be a teenage boy with a healthy

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[goddanit]

[Turns to look at him, unimpressed]

I told you! We're going to search an abandoned warehouse for ghosts. Not listening to the Brigade leader is a penalty! Now you have to buy me a drink.

[goddanit]

[crawls through after him]

This place really seems abandoned.

[sos_chorus]

[Helps her to her feet.] Well, yeah, what do you expect? No one's probably been here for years.

COME ENABLE FEL ON PLURK

[goddanit]

[pulling a rosary out of nowhere and putting it around her neck]

Very suspicious.

YES MISTRESS HARUHI!

[sos_chorus]

'What the--is that even the right religion for this?!

You know what? I'm not even going to question that.'

How's it suspicious?

I LIKE BEING MISTRESS

[goddanit]

Why wouldn't they knock it down and build on it? This is some prime real estate here!

I THOUGHT YOU PREFERRED BEING GOD!

[sos_chorus]

They probably just haven't found a buyer. The building looks like it just needs some work and they could use it again.

'Not that I'm a good judge of architecture, but whatever.'

I LIKE BOTH.

[goddanit]

Why not knock it down and build something nice? It's totally suspicious.

Do I need to get the spray bottle again? 8|

[sos_chorus]

Or, they just can't afford to knock it down and build something yet? 'She's not even going to listen to me, is she?'

8|

[goddanit]

Come on!

[grabbing your tie and DRAGGING]

8^|

[sos_chorus]

GAH! Haruhi! Are you trying to strangle me?!

'I knew I should've fought harder to at least change out of the uniform!'

B|

[goddanit]

You need to move faster!

8^P

[sos_chorus]

Unless you have a curfew you've failed to mention, we don't have to be anywhere in a hurry! I doubt there's anyone around who's going to enforce those "no trespassing" signs! 'That you obviously failed to heed!'

DORK.

[goddanit]

The best time for ghosts is sunset and midnight! We need to hurry to make sunset. Now move!

And?

[sos_chorus]

I'm moving! I'm moving! [Sighs and follows because, really, what other choice does he have?]

GO WORK ON YOUR APP.

[goddanit]

[presses herself against the wall and sidles until she pokes her head around the corner. You can almost imagine the theme from "Mission Impossible" in the background.]

The coast looks clear.