I think the newest Ancient at Birth song might be the song I've ever written in my entire life, because it's the most subversive. It takes the profane and makes it sacred, and takes the sacred and makes it quite, quite profane.

Oh... my... GOD!!!! This is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the awesomest thing that has ever happened in the history of human events ( Read more... )

....that the debate over global warming isn't a scientific one, but an ontological one! Hoo boy, does that make perfect sense or WHAT ( Read more... )

It's as true now as it's ever been....

....George Bush is a fucking faggot.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070925/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

Talk all you want about how gay Rhapsody is, but any band that has Christopher Lee doing backing vocals basically owns your ball sack.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fzJZpEownLY

And yes, that is actually him singing.

Should I be weirded out that I just went to an Italian restaurant whose sandwiches were named after the "five families?" (Luccesse, Gambino, Colombo, Genovese and Bonnanno)

Other tester: Whoever designed this goal is retarded ( Read more... )

I take back what I said earlier - the newest song I'm writing right now is easily the best I've ever written. Maybe it's because I've been listening to more power metal, so it comes more naturally to come up with more solid phrasing (for which homosexuality is a small price to pay, really), but either way, I can't wait until this is finished. Even ( Read more... )

I have been extremely happy lately. Maybe it's because I just got the Immortal Beloved (although I doubt it. I tend to notice a distinct lack of association between large purchases and genuine contentment), maybe it's because I've been listening to more power metal than I usually do (which is bound to have a pacifying effect on anyone), or maybe it ( Read more... )

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