Why even though my job sucks, it still rules:
Other tester: Whoever designed this goal is retarded!
Me: Hey, now wait a second! I find disturbing your readiness to equate a lack of knowledge of this game's mesh and play mechanics with mental retardation. Retardation is a very serious personal problem, and I feel that your making light of it is morally irresponsible. PPFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Other tester: The only thing morally irresponsible is releasing this game and making kids pay fifty dollars for it!
Me: Cold, man. Ice cold.
Remember kids, the Quality Assurance team is working round the clock to ensure that your rights as a consumer are upheld.
Me: Hey, now wait a second! I find disturbing your readiness to equate a lack of knowledge of this game's mesh and play mechanics with mental retardation. Retardation is a very serious personal problem, and I feel that your making light of it is morally irresponsible. PPFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Other tester: The only thing morally irresponsible is releasing this game and making kids pay fifty dollars for it!
Me: Cold, man. Ice cold.
Remember kids, the Quality Assurance team is working round the clock to ensure that your rights as a consumer are upheld.