(Disclaimer: This will obviously apply more to Australians than anyone else (I assume), unless the Taxi system is just as bad in every other country.)In the week just passed, on a random night, where I was displaying my "real manhood" by storming villages, killing women and children and all around being an unstoppable bad-ass, skull-crushing, ninja ( Read more... )

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I'm not sure just how observant you consider yourself; but if you're anything like me, it's likely you grit your teeth every time you hear or see something far too stupid to warrant anything but a savage baseball bat strike right to the face ( Read more... )

You may have noticed I've changed the look and content of my Livejournal. If you've been here before and don't notice the difference, you should probably have someone drop a house brick on your skull while you're sleeping just to be sure you can never influence anything important later on in life ( Read more... )