Idiots ..
I'm not sure just how observant you consider yourself; but if you're anything like me, it's likely you grit your teeth every time you hear or see something far too stupid to warrant anything but a savage baseball bat strike right to the face.
Although I am more or less accustom to the idiocy that seems to flourish in Adelaide, South Australia, Australia and Earth in general, it often amazes me some of the things that are said during a lecture, at a party, in the car, or even standing in line to see a movie.
Things such as ..
- asking a question about the most basic feature of a subject that you have been in for over a year,
- giving completely incorrect directions while your friend is driving, then blaming them,
- giving the "we need to turn here" statement after the car has long passed the turn point,
- going to the cinema, without any money or plastic but only realising it once you are in the queue, then getting angry when your friends won't pay for you after considering your already substantial debt with all of them,
- preaching about how much better a certain way of life is, in comparison to another (religion, culture, food preference, movie preference, music preference, etc) - I am exempt from this example as my view is correct,
- bragging to someone about how much money you will be making in 10 years, compared to what they will be making; without considering the plain fact you may not even graduate because you are an idiot - in fact you may not even live to see 20, seeing as your friends are all likely planning to cut your whore throat during one of your preaching sessions about how cool you are,
- being human, in general.
Now you may be asking yourself this seemingly easy question; "Am I an idiot?" - well the answer is simple: if you had to ask the question, then the chances are that you are, in fact, intellectually challenged. If you did not ask yourself the question, then it would be best if you quickly take a look at the scientifically proven chart below to be 100% sure of your idiotic inclination.
.. and there it is; you are an idiot.
It is likely that after reading this your life expectancy will drop considerably. Not only as a result of your new found ability to see yourself as an idiot, but also the ability to see others for who they truly are.
Next time you see some homies hanging around their car, listening to Eminem and wearing baggy clothes, no longer will you simply accept them; instead you will attempt to tear their faces off with a can opener for the good of the planet, and once you're done, it would be a good idea to drown yourself - as no matter how many idiots you kill, you will never be able to redeem yourself.
Your eyes are now open, have a nice day.
Although I am more or less accustom to the idiocy that seems to flourish in Adelaide, South Australia, Australia and Earth in general, it often amazes me some of the things that are said during a lecture, at a party, in the car, or even standing in line to see a movie.
Things such as ..
- asking a question about the most basic feature of a subject that you have been in for over a year,
- giving completely incorrect directions while your friend is driving, then blaming them,
- giving the "we need to turn here" statement after the car has long passed the turn point,
- going to the cinema, without any money or plastic but only realising it once you are in the queue, then getting angry when your friends won't pay for you after considering your already substantial debt with all of them,
- preaching about how much better a certain way of life is, in comparison to another (religion, culture, food preference, movie preference, music preference, etc) - I am exempt from this example as my view is correct,
- bragging to someone about how much money you will be making in 10 years, compared to what they will be making; without considering the plain fact you may not even graduate because you are an idiot - in fact you may not even live to see 20, seeing as your friends are all likely planning to cut your whore throat during one of your preaching sessions about how cool you are,
- being human, in general.
Now you may be asking yourself this seemingly easy question; "Am I an idiot?" - well the answer is simple: if you had to ask the question, then the chances are that you are, in fact, intellectually challenged. If you did not ask yourself the question, then it would be best if you quickly take a look at the scientifically proven chart below to be 100% sure of your idiotic inclination.
.. and there it is; you are an idiot.
It is likely that after reading this your life expectancy will drop considerably. Not only as a result of your new found ability to see yourself as an idiot, but also the ability to see others for who they truly are.
Next time you see some homies hanging around their car, listening to Eminem and wearing baggy clothes, no longer will you simply accept them; instead you will attempt to tear their faces off with a can opener for the good of the planet, and once you're done, it would be a good idea to drown yourself - as no matter how many idiots you kill, you will never be able to redeem yourself.
Your eyes are now open, have a nice day.