Needs more lulzy Empires fic, fandom.

[vange]

You know, Max would have been 14 when Danielle and Tom started dating. I can't imagine how weird that must have been. Poor little Max goes to answer the door and Tom is standing there all covered in dirt trying to get the fleas out of his hair. And Tom smiles and tries to look sweet and goes, "Um, hi. Is Danielle home?" And Max realizes, "Oh, you'

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[gandolforf]

Tom is secretly an awkward kitten. In addition to bringing dead animals to impress his company, he almost ALWAYS remembers to use his box.

[vange]

He really is. And what is he suppose to do when Max goes around washing his hair with strawberry scented stuff? That temptress.

[impertinence]

that is amazing.

[vange]

I can't get over someone thinking Tom was the cool kid. He probably told people he was friends with Max so they would invite him to parties. Okay, no, that's a lie. He just showed up to parties whether he was invited or not and was so weird no one wanted to be the one to tell him to leave.

[welltimedsmiles]

He put a bow on the rabbit for him and everything :(

[vange]

How was he suppose to know that Max had always wanted a rabbit for a pet as a child? He didn't mean to traumatize him, he just wanted to share the delicious lean meat.

[cool_rain_kiss]

The petting is fine. But did he ever get used to the fleas? His life, so hard.

Also, I'd read the shit out of this.

[vange]

I'm sure Sean has gotten good at forcibly flea bathing him by this point.

[honeybearbee]

*giggle*

[vange]

Sure, you can laugh, but poor Max almost had to shave his head to get rid of the fleas. Tom said he was sorry but that wasn't nearly enough.

[honeybearbee]

LOL. Poor Max. Bad Tom, Bad. >:( Max is adorable and shifty with his hiding skills.