I just hit up my fifteen year old sister to pimp Empires for me. I'm going to be that person. I don't even know, guys. I have so many feelings. Every once in awhile they settle down then out of the blue I realize something like, "Max believes in Tom." And then I get all glittery anime eyes over them. Ugh I am ridiculous ( Read more... )

TOM/AL IS THE NEW TOM/SEAN
IS THAT A NEW SHIP WAR ON THE HORIZON?
A HARD HITTING INVESTIGATIVE REPORT

RE: This tomfoolery.

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You know, Max would have been 14 when Danielle and Tom started dating. I can't imagine how weird that must have been. Poor little Max goes to answer the door and Tom is standing there all covered in dirt trying to get the fleas out of his hair. And Tom smiles and tries to look sweet and goes, "Um, hi. Is Danielle home?" And Max realizes, "Oh, you' ( Read more... )

Sean Van Vleet was totally one of those kids who ran out of age appropriate books to read and started to steal his mother's romance novels and murder mysteries. His teacher ended up taking him into the principal office after he wrote the eighth sex and killing filled story for class and they had a nice long chat with him about saying no and that it ( Read more... )

True or false: Sean Van Vleet's first crush was on LeVar Burton. The answer here is clear, if we consider the fact Mr. Burton received a very nice letter from a young Sean that said, "Hello Mr. Burton, I enjoy your program it teaches me a lot about books and also you are a charming man. When I grow up I would either like to be you or marry you is ( Read more... )

For a certain someone who can't download yet but wants to see the photos.

( From the Howl download. )

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I would read an actual story about Tom being raised by wolves. Even as an adult when he's sad he climbs into bed with his friends and gnaws on their shirts while he falls asleep. Sean freaks out the first time it happens because he doesn't roll with the kinky shit. Nick just laughs when he calls and tells him that's just a weird thing Tom does. And ( Read more... )

This is probably only funny because I'm tired.


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These Empires photos kind of crack me up. No amount of dramatic lighting and posing in junk yards is going to make Sean Van Vleet look tough. Maybe you should photograph more macho subjects instead. Like newborn kittens ( Read more... )