I would read an actual story about Tom being raised by wolves. Even as an adult when he's sad he climbs into bed with his friends and gnaws on their shirts while he falls asleep. Sean freaks out the first time it happens because he doesn't roll with the kinky shit. Nick just laughs when he calls and tells him that's just a weird thing Tom does. And if Tom pees on his clothes it just means he likes him.
Sean's life is very hard.
Now for the real subject of this post,
Sean Van Vleet's porn star mouth.
(Yes, I stole your links,
riorhapsody. I am lazy.)
It's been a very happy birthday for Mr. Conrad.
Anyway:
Poll No, you don't get an explanation.