★ WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER?! ...YOU STUPID CUNT!

[valorously]

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

P2 IS ON ENCORE.

P2!

churched KNOWS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

I promise to be good and not spam twitter about it this time.

If Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wasn't already my favorite Christmas movie, this might be. 8D

Comments

[churched]

Excellent! Has the movie decided that the plotline is just a drug-based hallucination by a homeless woman in a parking structure yet?

[churched]

We'd have donate lots of money and hours into finding enough terrible movies to turn into drug-based hallucinations of destitute women... but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[valorously]

We can split popcorn and rental costs! Take copious notes! And by notes I mean drawings of flowers eating rabbits or some such nonsense.

Sounds like film school but with a future that doesn't include either of us becoming a hallucinating, destitute woman.

[churched]

That's good! I wasn't particularly looking forward to being brutalised by my own drug-based fantasies in a parking structure.

Can the flowers be a militaristic force trying to exterminate the evil bunny race?

[valorously]

It would be fierce! You'd have to endure tasers and being a complete idiot while flopping around in wet clothes!

I'll never let it get to that. :(

I am thinking Disney's Alice in Wonderland: Bad Ending.

Dandelions be scary.

[churched]

Enduring tasers and flopping around in wet clothes... sounds just like Christmas! I'M IN!

[valorously]

On the plus side, you get to set things on FIRE!

Fire is fun!

It is fiery.