GWAR and their awesomeness.

Today was a great day. I spent the majority of it lounging in my chair. Now - let me tell a little story about lounging in my chair. I'm not like most people; I admit that. And my chair is a place of comfort. There, my countless rolls of thick fat are free to roll over the naked bulk of my now-vestigal-looking legs. On my chair, I am free to be ( Read more... )

Today has been a good day. Hardly anything hurt when I woke, and my children were quite quiet. For the most part, at least. Many days they do nothing but flutter about me and chatter profanity endlessly, tauntingly, whispering my most dark and shameful secrets in a vain attempt to make me break. Some days I wish I had not made them. They have keen ( Read more... )

You've stumbled upon the wrong place. You do not want to read this. Know, feeble hume, that I do not see a wonderful universe filled with wonderful treasure and things to be learned, or a place filled with adventure and anger. I see everything for what it is. I see truth. The world is not a place of pain, or a place that's infintely pleasurable. ( Read more... )