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CAPTAIN’S LOG: Stardate: Too long since last shore leave. We picked the first random planet that looked like Earth and found it pretty but full of crack. This doesn’t stop us, however. Secretly fear Bones might be cheating on me with Sulu. Hired samurai to eliminate rival.
Spock thinks this planet is fun. He’s right: There’s villains in
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KIRK: Lol. Kirk out.
Made ME lol. F'realz
Also, this:
SENSORS OF THE ENTERPRISE: We suck.
AND THIS: I so thought that was the same chick!!!
RODRIGUEZ: Only the captain may do any bonking. Wait, didn’t your husband just die on your wedding day like, two episodes ago?
KIRK: Give me the weapon, so I can stick it in my waistband and possibly blow off my balls. Obviously, you are unqualified to handle it.
LOLOLOLOL
THE WORDS “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHY HAVEN’T YOU AGED A SINGLE DAY?”: *are not said*
BAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAH HA HAH HAHAH HA heh
KIRK: Who? Oh, right. He’ll be fine. Don’t disturb me, I has girlfriend. *is shitty captain*
MCCOY: You suck, Jim.
I kinda feel bad for McCoy in this episode...except he totes gets the two playboy bunnies at the end.
*feels less bad*
Omg *dies laughing at explanation of Barrow's need for funny hat and dress*
MCCOY: Nothing I haven’t seen yet, dear, but I’ll turn around anyway because I’m not Kirk, who found a young girl while chasing after an even younger girl and forgot about ( ... )
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*feels less bad*
But he doesn't get to keep them.
Thanks for the great commment!
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I will say that the actress who played Barrows is a family friend and she indeed believes that the hat is ridiculous.
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Thanks for the comment!
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And the tiger going, "Hai, I can haz red shirt?"
Were you on the crack the Shore Leave planet was made of when you wrote this?
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I actually saw this on a random movie marathon over Christmas.
It is a truly awful movie and would definitely cause permanent trauma. Could not turn away from it....My De stalking instinct took over and made me keep flipping back over to it.
These are really really great, so please continue.
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Really? I hadn’t noticed… I am bad with recognizing actors. Was it really supposed to be the same character? Or just a re-use of actress?
MCCOY: I’m dead, Jim.ROFLMAO ( ... )
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Night of the Lepus is one of those movies that are so bad you can't help but enjoy them - if you're also drunk. ;) I mean, it's really, really bad. But also fun, in a train-wreck kind of way.
Ah, I just love McCoy, and De. Nice to see someone share the love!
When I was a kid, I was all about Spock. When I watched it agains as an adult, I was all about "Pille". Figures.
Never even heard of "Star Trek Continues". Huh.
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Yeah, you're right. I take it back ;)
I mean, it's really, really bad. But also fun, in a train-wreck kind of way.
Worse than Shark Attack III with John Barrowman?
Never even heard of "Star Trek Continues". Huh.Ooooooh, let me educate you then. A friend just sent me the link a few days ago and I feel like having discovered a new fandom ( ... )
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Worse than Shark Attack III with John Barrowman?
Actually, yes. But in a hilarious way.
Thank you for the link and the reccommendation! I gotta watch it one of these days. Fan-productions like that always impress me anyway. Just the amount of work people put into that, just out of love rather than because it is their job.
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