so people lie.

seattle does not rain.

it feels just like home, except the weather changes more abruptly if it does change. i've been wearing tank tops. no rain.

what the fuck?

mm. seattle. so much to say, comes down to: this is good.

happy birthday kent.

i don't think the gold flakes in goldschlager is healthy ( Read more... )

oh, and is it possible for an emancipated teen to get a sex change? serious question. chris was sprawled on the couch trying to persuad me britni'd had a sex change because there was no bulge (such an unsavory way of talking about the matter) in her girlpants. i said that emanicpated or no she wouldn't be able to because she was a) too young and b ( Read more... )

god, this sucks.

i'm so bored i considered watching 'scent of a woman' again.

the only scent i know is chris' 'cause it's abercrombie and he wears so much it rubs off on your when he hugs you. and being chris, he hugs you twenty times a day. it's like being totsied. haha. i'm such a nerd.

saturday night i spent at lise's and we smeared white costume cream over our faces and then put on hella makeup. we took it all off. she said, 'see, we're much prettier without it all.' we stood in front of her mirror topless and chubby and girlish. we stood and my face began to itch. i didn't agree with her, so i reapplied makeup and we ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

Get your resolution here

i'm so tired i think anything is funny. i kind of resent this.

oh, holy internet. i love the time after we reformat our hardrive 'cause the computer runs like magic for a few months ( Read more... )

and, seriously, i'm never going to college ( Read more... )

1. Go into your livejournal archive ( Read more... )