"Tsundere service! Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm worried about you, but if you don't come back I'll never forgive you."
~Hitagi Senjougahara

You are all individuals!! / We are all individuals!!! / No, I'm not! / Ssssshh!!!

"You were in your sister's room, using your sister's computer to play a game about doing indecent things to your sister?"
~Kyousuke's father, Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

Check the door means to listen at it, not put several rounds through it.

My weapon is a +3 Flaming Flail. Not my "Great Balls of Fire".

Anime Tenchou: If you're a man, score all the heroines at once!
Hayate: Please hold on. "Score all the heroines at once"? Am I a rapist?
Maria: You don't like it?
~Hayate the Combat Butler

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Kiri (sobbing): "I've only been opened by sensei before."
Nozomu: "Don't say things that will create misunderstandings!"
~"Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei" (After "Commodore Perry" shows up and pulls apart Kiri's Blinding Bangs)

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