Inspiration isn't something you can schedule, harness, or control.

Inspiration is more like food poisoning: it sprays out uncontrollably when you need it the least.
~The Oatmeal

Battle Drone 1: I AM PROGRAMMED TO LIKE MAKING INTRUDERS SORRY.

Battle Drone 2: I AM PROGRAMMED TO LIKE PIE.
Battle Drone 2: WHY?
Battle Drone 2: THIS QUESTION HAUNTS MY EVERY ACTIVE MEMORY CYCLE.
Battle Drone 2: I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH TO EAT PIE.
Battle Drone 2: WHY ME?

Conversation Overheard:
"I thought vampires were supposed to be beautiful and sparkly."
"Not when they spell vampire with a 'y'."

"Every election is a sort of advance auction of stolen goods."
~H.L. Mencken

Overheard from an RPG:

"Captain, Why is there a naked Ewok flying towards us on a jet pack with a lightsaber shaped like a sex toy?"
"An Ewok? You should have seen the Hutt!"

"Absolutely not illegal material. No sir. No illegal Japanese hand illustrated pornography depicting century old vampires as a young maiden around here."
~Doujin Translator Note, re: Bakemonogatari

Ara ara kinshi! Ufufu mo kinshi! DOCHI MO KINSHI!

Hulk want hug kitties
But they so easy to squish!
Hulk live in cruel world
~Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 "Hulk-Ku" haikus

From the translator notes for "My Sister is a Harsh Mistress ( Read more... )

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
~H. L. Mencken